*someone is running in your direction, covered in blood, bruises, cuts, gashes and bulletholes.* "Run for your lives! The Whackmiester's gone
Berserk!" *he shouts as the Whackmiester comes up behind him with a large hammer*
*when his victim is nothing short of a greasy stain on the ground, the vien in his head pops out further and he begins to speak*
You know what really gets my panties in a bunch? Animal Cruelty! By that I mean such atrocities as throwing cats from apartment buildings or mauling
dogs with sledgehammers, etc. Why isn't this punishable by a life sentance or execution!? Here's what I think should be done with people who commit
1. Bring back the Stretching Rack for these punks: You heard me! Pull the sons of bitches apart for their crimes!
2. Two Words: Firing Squad!
3. Lock them up until Doomsday!
4. Throw THEM from apartment buldings and see how THEY like it, and if they live, throw them AGAIN!!!
5. Bring back the Stocks for these sick bastards and let people light firecrackers in THEIR cheeks!
6. Give them a Lethal Injection... IN THE GROIN WITH A BLUNT NEEDLE!!!
7. One word that strikes fear into the heart of every man: Casteration
8. Execute the sick bastards and sell their corpses to Necrophiles or Necromancers! Serves 'em right!
Before I continue the list, let me ask this: I'm not right in the head, am I?
9. Tie them to bumpers of a fast land vehicle and sand their face off with a frickin' road!
10. Hang 'em!
11. Find a way to give the victimized animal a kind of "bloodlust" and let them have their revenge.
12. Four words: Chainsaw In The ASS!!!
13. Sweep the Sidewalks using THEIR FREAKIN' HEADS!!!
14. Behead the sick freaks!
End of rant.
*with a wooden baseball bat in his hand, soaked in blood and brain matter, The Whackmiester passes out and joins the corpses around him. His fury has