Which political party will represent my interests?

Originally posted by Carseller4
Forget about the Parties, just support Ron Paul. He is about as kooky as you are.

I think Palin, O'Donnell, Angle, Gingrich, Boehner, McConnell, DeMint, Brewer, Paladino or Rand Paul are crazy enough to suffice. But remember OP they can't give you a rocket ship because they don't believe in government!

Originally posted by Misoir

Originally posted by Carseller4

Forget about the Parties, just support Ron Paul. He is about as kooky as you are.

I think Palin, O'Donnell, Angle, Gingrich, Boehner, McConnell, DeMint, Brewer, Paladino or Rand Paul are crazy enough to suffice. But remember OP they can't give you a rocket ship because they don't believe in government!

Seems like a bit of a stumbling block.

What if I promise them all window seats on the spaceship?

Do you think we could get something going then?

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well, you may need to figure out how them helping you also benefits them. as it stands, yo plan is a bit.... sparse.

perhaps you should build your own.

Originally posted by justadood

well, you may need to figure out how them helping you also benefits them. as it stands, yo plan is a bit.... sparse.

perhaps you should build your own.

Free drinks at the spaceship bar?

Oh I could never fund a spaceship on my own.

The money is there we just need a bigger belief.

try fear.

either through terrorism or a media blitz.

Originally posted by justadood

try fear.

either through terrorism or a media blitz.

How about hostile aliens want to mate with our women?

I think the marketing campaign would have great success.

A vote for me and my spaceship is a vote to save our women from hostile aliens that want to impregnate our women.

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Originally posted by In nothing we trust

Originally posted by justadood

try fear.

either through terrorism or a media blitz.

How about hostile aliens want to mate with our women?

I think the marketing campaign would have great success.

A vote for me and my spaceship is a vote to save our women from hostile aliens that want to impregnate our women.

well, that basic approach seems to be working for the gop.

we'll see in a few weeks how well it works.

you might be in luck. The american public seems interested in blaming the foreign, the alien. now may be a good time for your campaign.


remember, you need to give people vague, empty answers that asigns blame without offering any real solutions.

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build your own spaceship like billy bob thorton did in astronaut farmer.

or you could do what they did in the 1800s make yourself a huge cannon and shoot a bullet capsule out it.

some jules verne reading would greatly help you on your journey into the unknown

Originally posted by justadood

remember, you need to give people vague, empty answers that asigns blame without offering any real solutions.

Like this?

Q: When do you expect to finish the spaceship?

A: When we have finished the project then everyone will know.

Q: Who gets a seat on the spaceship?

A: When we have finished the project then everyone will know.

Q: Where do you intend to fly the spaceship to?

A: When we have finished the project then everyone will know.

Oh crap - Look over there folks theres an alien. Get back to work.

reply to post by In nothing we trust


maybe.


or this:

If you don't build this spaceship for me and my family, then you are with the alien terrorists, who are godless, i might add. And if you are with the godless communist alien terrorists, then you are an enemy of Freedom.

So!

We must build this spaceship for me and my family beacuse if we dont, he you are a terrorist and we will send you to prison.

Quick! The aliens are AT OUR DOOR! No time to ask questions!

Originally posted by justadood
reply to post by In nothing we trust

 

maybe.


or this:

If you don't build this spaceship for me and my family, then you are with the alien terrorists, who are godless, i might add. And if you are with the godless communist alien terrorists, then you are an enemy of Freedom.

So!

We must build this spaceship for me and my family beacuse if we dont, he you are a terrorist and we will send you to prison.

Quick! The aliens are AT OUR DOOR! No time to ask questions!

It's got a certain ring to it.

What would the Democratic pitch be?

We fund both sides of the aisle so we would like to know the Democratic sales pitch for my family's space ship.

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LOL. The Democrats do a fair job of fearmongering. I'd say that applies for both 'sides' quite equally.
But in general, i'd say you might want to leave it o the Republicans. Their better at it, by far.

Originally posted by justadood
reply to post by In nothing we trust

 

LOL. The Democrats do a fair job of fearmongering. I'd say that applies for both 'sides' quite equally.
But in general, i'd say you might want to leave it o the Republicans. Their better at it, by far.

Certainly the Democrats could offer me something?

I want to get this thing built.

We're gonna be stuck here on this damn rock forever if we don't get some traction going on this spaceship to nowhere.

Free drugs, Free goods and services for people on board the ship, Concubines?

Name your poison