Air Force One crashes

Air Force One crashed and a few days later George W Bush was found by a group of 3 lads floating in the water.
They drag him out and revive him, obviously George Bush was happy so gave each of the lads a wish that they'd get, the 1st Boy asks for a New Bike, so as he requested he gets a new bike
The 2nd boy asks for a new games console... so as he requested he gets a new games console
However, the 3rd boy asks for a wheelchair, Bush is kinda surprised by this and asks the child why he wants a wheelchair to which the boy replies "when my dad finds out i saved your sorry ass hes gonna break my legs"

:shk::shk:

Is all i can say. But did make me a little.

[Edited on 28-6-2004 by drunk]

Kind of a missleading subject line tho...you had my hopes up for a second.