What would you say to Satan?

reply to post by FortAnthem


Dammit that was so good it should've been mine

reply to post by BigOrange


i would ask him Neocruiser: "satan how hot is it down there?"
he would say "you want to find out?"
i would say "nah its cool"

i'm a musician, so i'd have to challenge him to some form of duel, probably guitar cause i cant fiddle.

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reply to post by BigOrange

Boring answer from me......

Satan is a man made concept, it has no life or energy of its own other than what we have created with our Belief of it, so I could not say anything to "it".

As for demonic attack, Love them and see what it does to them! It begins their Healing back into the Light. All they are is other souls choosing to avoid the Light as best they can, and yet within them you will se Light that they try to hide from you. Silly things, Light can never be hidden from view of anyone who sees clearly.

reply to post by BigOrange
Did you ride a tank at a generals rank when the Blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank......Hope you guess MY name.

I would laugh at Satan, and then I would probably feel bad for hurting his feelings.

Dear Satan-ette (Satan in female form):

I was very upset when you took my good headphones after we broke up and you moved. I really liked those headphones, and you knew it. I was also nonplussed when you threw that toaster across the room that time, near the end, when we were arguing about you-know-what. But I'm not one to dwell on past injustices. I hear you are doing well for yourself. Our old friend _____ saw you out on the town not long ago and, noting your flashy outfit, she has been kind enough to confim for me that the devil does, indeed, wear Prada. Please continue to stay far, far away from me.

Sincerely,

Silent Thunder

Is this Scare Tactics?

Are you a top or a bottom?

Originally posted by BigOrange
I was browsing one of the threads about demonic possession and it got me to thinking... What would my fellow ATS members say/ask the Devil himself if they had a chance to have a face to face interview, even if it were through a possessed individual, but nonetheless Satan himself?

I have to rephrase my statement earlier....I had said "my sentiments exactly" about
"Get behind me Satan", it would be more like stay away from me or if you won't
leave then stay where I can keep an eye on you because you never know what he
might do when he is BEHIND you. Get it?

Thanks for the all the great music?
Nuff said.

- Lee

I would thank Satan for the Four Lokos and cigarettes and porn.

"you're looking hot today."


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I would say;

"You're a genius! I can not believe that you have fooled the world with this so called religion, and only one god for all of them. I have to give credit because this world is so divided it shocks me. Now where's the good stuff?"

Nah, I don't believe in the guy anyway, I hope people are smart enough to know "the boogeyman" isn't real!! Especially when we are on a site with the motto "deny ignorance."

Pred...

Dear Satan,

Thanks for the lust, its been great.

So, what's next?

Can you give all of us a spoiler for those who don't care to go through another hell?

reply to post by Tayesin


A bit off topic for me, but how about thoughtforms? What we think, we create.. Maybe it was a new concept quite some time ago, but seriously?

I'd ask for his side of the story. Of course he's just a mythological figure to represent evil, but on the off chance he actually exists it would probably turn out he was the good guy all along.

Daddy? Is that you?


No, really, I'd probably try to recite some Latin and do the whole cross in the air thing. If that didn't work I'd probably ask him if he wanted a beer and if he felt like watching the game.

But I'd try the Latin thing first.

~Heff

Hey there Satan,
Glad to finally meet you.

Wheres the boos?

I wouldn't say anything. I'd just kick him in the balls...if he had any...and as long as they weren't so hot that my foot would catch fire.