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posted on Oct, 16 2010 @ 02:23 AM
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Not sure if you still get free Ginsu Knives, but maybe worth a shot!!

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posted on Oct, 16 2010 @ 05:06 AM
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WTF.
No coverage for anal probing?



posted on Oct, 16 2010 @ 09:06 AM
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UFO insurance huh? I wonder what the premiums are like on that? Do they get higher the closer to a cattle ranch you live? Or if you are within seventy miles of a nuclear plant, weapons test range, nuclear bunker/missile silo ?
God I hate insurance companies.



posted on Oct, 16 2010 @ 09:13 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite had a ufo insurance card in the movie. I think it shows it in the opening credits




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