Eels are awesome!

reply to post by Irish Matador


I'm pretty sure you just killed this thread.

Congrats.

this is a proof that eels can make people dance
even a croc

reply to post by Nosred


Nosred.

As I nail my statement to the door of this thread, and thus, forever, create a schism within your little eel cult, I feel a need to tell you how this event came to pass...

Once upon a time I believed as you did, in the Sanctity of the Eel. I went through the eel catechisms and followed the eel ways. But I always felt that something was amiss.

Being able to pay money to avoid the wrath of the Eel vengeance?

Thinking that only the high priests of the eel faith had access to the great eel?

Refusing to allow the masses access to the secret language which the book of the eel is written in?

The priests turning their back on the flock when they performed the sacred rite of turning Oreos and Kool Aid into the manifestation of the holy eel?

Refusing to share the secret of how to make balloon eel effigies?

It's a shame, a mockery of the word of the eel, and I now stand, rebellious, to your dictatorial cult of the eel.

THE PEOPLE DESERVE THE EEL. THE PEOPLE BELONG ON THE HOVERCRAFT THEMSELVES!

I shall go out into the world, with all the sacred and forbidden eel knowledge, and I shall share it with the masses. I shall hand out Oreos and blue Kool Aid without asking for alms.

I shall bring your corrupt institution to the ground!!!

~Martin Luther Hefficide

Some eels pretending to be seaweed or got stuck ?

Video

- Phoenix

Do you know eels are dangerous stuff despite their cute look ? Have a look at this news and dont do this and dont piss on electric eels.

Eels Devours Man’s Bowels

FEED THE EELS!~!!!

eels are dericious

Originally posted by yeahright

The following is my opinion as a member participating in this discussion.

reply to post by RainCloud

 

With friends like that, who needs enemas?

As an ATS Staff Member, I will not moderate in threads such as this where I have participated as a member.

Well if death the other choice, I choose enema.

Hey Nos.. I saw this on liveleak and thought of your eel fetish

www.liveleak.com...

Eels for alternative energy!

www.youtube.com...

for some reason this wouldn't embed, kepy saying malformed.