The Portal Can See in to Your Soul!

reply to post by PETROLCOIN


The PORTAL makes me hungry. All that food. Big fat PORTAL and so many starving people.

reply to post by Skid Mark


DONT DENY THE pORTAL!

reply to post by MessOnTheFED!


YOU DID NOT CAPITALIZE PORTAL!

5,000 POINT DEDUCTION FOR YOU!

reply to post by PETROLCOIN


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i hate caps LOCk!1!!!!!!1!

reply to post by MessOnTheFED!


If it happens again, you will be executed.

It is two strikes and you are out. The Portal does not mess around. It gets right to the point.

Tread carefully, my friend.

reply to post by PETROLCOIN


IM SORRY Portal!

On a side note..... my dog just did a butt whistle at me...

New law: All phrases containing the word "God" will be replaced by "Portal".

Portal knows. Portal willing. Thank Portal. In Portal We Trust.

You get the point.

New law #2: You may not ever use The Portal's name in vain.

****** damn it is strictly forbidden. Please use God in this instance.

Thank you.

reply to post by MessOnTheFED!


It will not be denied. I don't want to be executed lol.

reply to post by PETROLCOIN


The word of the Portal.

Praise the Portal.

Portal speed.

Portal bless the USA... I wonder if Lee Greenwood would make an edited version of his song to include the Portal.

You know who will contest to the Portal's power? No, it is not Chuck Norris. No, it is not the Hoff.

It is Lord Cthulhu (Kutulu). That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die.

Scary stuff

reply to post by Skid Mark


Me either man! I hate getting executed...

reply to post by PETROLCOIN



First of all, I don't think you really meant "digest," but rather "I digress," didn't you? Secondly, a portal, by definition, is a doorway....

a door, gate, or entrance, esp. one of imposing appearance, as to a palace.

Dictionary.com

So how, pray tell, does a doorway look into my soul?

reply to post by autowrench


Dear Buzz Killington,

This is not meant to be taken literally. It is a joke and nothing more. Everything you see here is either meant to be satirical or just plain idiotic (like the "digest" part).

Please firmly remove your head from between your ass cheeks and have a nice day.

Portal be praised.

Originally posted by autowrench
First of all, I don't think you really meant "digest," but rather "I digress," didn't you?

I don't mess up when I type. The Portal does not allow it.

I assure you I meant "digest". Please refer to the episode of Family Guy titled "Blue Harvest" to understand the reference.

Originally posted by autowrench
Secondly, a portal, by definition, is a doorway....

a door, gate, or entrance, esp. one of imposing appearance, as to a palace.

Dictionary.com

So how, pray tell, does a doorway look into my soul?

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Run along now, Buzz Killington.

EDIT: By the way, you did not capitalize the word Portal. You are down to your last strike.

The Portal has launched something from the Pacific Ocean has been spotted on radar! Not even the Pentagon knows what it is!

Buzz Killington has angered the Portal!!! Everyone, quick! Seek shelter! Hide yo husbands! Hide yo wives! Hide yo kids! The Portal is rapin' errbody!

Lord Cthulhu, have mercy!

reply to post by autowrench


Dear Mr. Buzz Killington,

Thank you for your informative and insightful post. I was just pondering, quietly to myself, have you had your V8 today? Do you feel a little sideways now and again? It truthfully isn't the missing V8 or your awesome Buzz Killingtoness. It is the Portal and it sees deep into your very being. The door could be your pocket protector, no? So next time you decide to deficate all of poor litlle Petrol over there, remember the people who have been affected by the Portal and all of its awesomness. And don't ever forget that my dog butt whislted at me yesterday and it brought a tear to my eye.

ahhh, I digest......

Thank you for your time,
MessOnTheFED!

What is this Portal?
Where did you guys think this up?
Have you ever seen this Portal?
Many other questions.

This thread was fun to read as i went through it.

reply to post by MessOnTheFED!


It puts a damper on the day. Hey, the Portal stole my pie!

Originally posted by JWitfield
What is this Portal?

CLASSIFIED

Originally posted by JWitfield
Where did you guys think this up?

CLASSIFIED

Originally posted by JWitfield
Have you ever seen this Portal?

CLASSIFIED

Originally posted by JWitfield
Many other questions.

NO

Originally posted by JWitfield
What is this Portal?
Where did you guys think this up?
Have you ever seen this Portal?
Many other questions.

This thread was fun to read as i went through it.

a) It is what it is...

b) Many years of practice.....

c) Only when I open my eyes...

d) Proceed...

reply to post by JWitfield


Although your questions are ones that, if answered, we would have to kill you... you did capitalize Portal. Therefore, I have awarded you a star. The Portal is pleased when new minions obey his laws.