The Portal Can See in to Your Soul!

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Oh, joy! We need all the help we can get.

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DO NOT INTERRUPT THE HOFF WHEN HE IS EATING HIS BIG BACON CLASSIC!

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Ya it can end up like this..

Graphic Language(I think.. I havent seen this in forever..)

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That part is hilarious.

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That movie is OLD.

I love it though I watched it a few months ago, I think.

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Cool movie. I have it somewhere. Makes me want to watch it again. Maybe he can open the portal.

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"On secone thought.... I think i will have breakfast."

One of the best movies ever.

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"I wanna call you Rick now consider all we have been through together.."
HAHAHA

Gang Member #1: "What you doing mister?"
Bill: "Nothing."
Gang Member #1: "Yes you are. You're trespassing on private property."
Bill: "Trespassing?"
Gang Member #2: "Loitering too, man."
Gang Member #1: "That's right. You're loitering too."
Bill: "I didn't see any signs."
Gang Member #1: "What you call that?"
Bill: "Graffiti?"
Gang Member #1: "No, man. That's not #ing graffiti. That's a sign."
Gang Member #2: "He can't read it, man."
Gang Member #1: "I'll read it for you. It says this is #ing private property. No #ing trespassing. This means #ing you."
Bill: "It says all that?"
Gang Member #1: "Yeah."
Bill: "Well maybe if you wrote it in #ing English I could #ing understand it."



Ahhh, man. Hilarious. Michael Douglas did a great job in this movie.

I am on My way closer to the portal.... Petro Made me this kick ass image.. Soon we will all be going to the portal.. SOON I TELLS YA!!! SOOON!!!

Got sucked in here again lol. All doors lead to here!

..waddles in the door and slumps down at his desk...sits for a moment...then turns over all the draws in his desk so that he can accuse others of stealing his snickers bars and trail mix...

,,writes a short MEMO that changes the course of history due to the implications it has when accidentally dropped while engaged in time travel...

...emphatically avoids the word "portal" for some reason....

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The portal will soon show us the way...
Right now if you stare at it for an hr, it will show u the way to the bathroom..

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Or it might hypnotize you and you'll do it in your pants. Trippy lol.

Nobody posted in here last night? WTF!!

David Hasselhoff Will be mad......

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!

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Did we all suddenly find friends and activities to attend to?!?!

IT MUST BE THE PORTAL!!! THE PORTAL IS CHANGING THE VERY FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE!!! IT ALIGNED THE PLANETS AND WE FOUND PRODUCTIVE WAYS TO SPEND OUR SATURDAY NIGHT!!!

HEIL MEIN HAUPTEINGANG!!!

If anyone knows if that is the actual word for portal in German, let me know.

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I definately got lost in a portl on aturday night. But im here now! Whats this portal talk about anyway?

MOTF!

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I think the portal swallowed everyone. No one has been here!!

WHY, OH, WHY PORTAL!!!!!!??????????? WHY?!?!

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The Portal talks about things... Many many things... But you have to be able to hear what things it talks about.. I cant say what things it talks about because it is many.. The Portal knows alot... Just not enough, But it is self evolving.. So listen and you will learn about what The Portal Knows..................

They took our jobs! THEY TOOK ERR JUBZ! THEY TEK ERR JUU!! DEYTEKRRJUH!