posted on Dec, 29 2010 @ 04:12 AM
Dear MR. PORTAL;
It has come to our attention that "PORTAL" has at times, effected the sub-dimensional plane that was acquired in June 2008 by the NPO (New Penguin
Order) and is currently being sub divided into nice little lots, many of which are water front properties.
The power source we have discovered,being derived from "a near quantum level" has seen sharp increases of consumption while "PORTAL" is engaged in the
act of ordering "take out".
We have no choice but to increase delivery costs to PORTAL for said take out orders and imposed a minimum per each take out order to help recover
costs as a result of PORTALS gluttony.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
We at NPO World Fast Food inc. greatly appreciate your patronage and in spite of increases in delivery costs and the imposed minimum order for
delivery,we hope PORTAL will enjoy the greater sized portions and new low rate per gigawatt hour rate for power.
You will see the new rates reflected in the new year and your new fast food database is being compiled as we speak! (the clones are working around the
Best wishes for the new year PORTAL;
NPO World Information Services inc.
Have you considered franchising as a way to increase effectiveness PORTAL ?
We would be greatly appreciative if you would contact your nearest NPO service representative for more information.
edit on 29-12-2010 by The
Utopian Penguin because: NPO World Information Services inc said so
edit on 29-12-2010 by The Utopian Penguin because:
errrr...Like I would tell you