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posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 03:58 PM
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The Portal is once again angry at our inactivity.

And guess what...?




posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 03:59 PM
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700th post.

Good thing I made it such a positive one.



posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 07:23 PM
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Originally posted by PETROLCOIN
700th post.

Good thing I made it such a positive one.


Good for you. I'd give you a cookie but the Portal eats it. The Portal gets all food!



posted on Dec, 29 2010 @ 04:12 AM
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Dear MR. PORTAL;

It has come to our attention that "PORTAL" has at times, effected the sub-dimensional plane that was acquired in June 2008 by the NPO (New Penguin Order) and is currently being sub divided into nice little lots, many of which are water front properties.

Also..

The power source we have discovered,being derived from "a near quantum level" has seen sharp increases of consumption while "PORTAL" is engaged in the act of ordering "take out".

We have no choice but to increase delivery costs to PORTAL for said take out orders and imposed a minimum per each take out order to help recover costs as a result of PORTALS gluttony.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

We at NPO World Fast Food inc. greatly appreciate your patronage and in spite of increases in delivery costs and the imposed minimum order for delivery,we hope PORTAL will enjoy the greater sized portions and new low rate per gigawatt hour rate for power.

You will see the new rates reflected in the new year and your new fast food database is being compiled as we speak! (the clones are working around the clock)

Best wishes for the new year PORTAL;

NPO World Information Services inc.

PS.
Have you considered franchising as a way to increase effectiveness PORTAL ?
We would be greatly appreciative if you would contact your nearest NPO service representative for more information.
edit on 29-12-2010 by The Utopian Penguin because: NPO World Information Services inc said so

edit on 29-12-2010 by The Utopian Penguin because: errrr...Like I would tell you



posted on Dec, 30 2010 @ 06:04 PM
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NPO! YAY!!!

edit on 12/30/2010 by New Penguin Order Ministry of Truth because: CLASSIFIED
edit on 12/30/2010 by PETROLCOIN because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 28 2011 @ 07:47 AM
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I am back to my normal stupid self..

Ohh BTW Petrol GB sucks... so you know..

And also so you know.. The Portal does not like either the Steelers or Packers.. It thinks they are both ghey..
edit on 1/28/2011 by ThichHeaded because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 28 2011 @ 05:08 PM
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BLASPHEMY!

The Portal is a Packers fan!



posted on Jan, 28 2011 @ 10:41 PM
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The portal will suck the steelers and Packers into a void so we dont have to deal wit them..

BTW I live in pittsburgh..



posted on Jan, 28 2011 @ 11:04 PM
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You did not capitalize Portal! Your argument has been rendered null and void. The Portal will not hear any more of your propaganda!



posted on Apr, 14 2011 @ 08:57 AM
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Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs!!!!!!!

MOTF!



posted on Aug, 2 2011 @ 01:01 AM
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...

LATROP.



posted on Aug, 11 2011 @ 11:17 PM
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Originally posted by PETROLCOIN
reply to post by MessOnTheFED!
 


If it happens again, you will be executed.

It is two strikes and you are out. The Portal does not mess around. It gets right to the point.

Tread carefully, my friend.


I just cashed out my pORTAL points on ebay and "THEM" sent me a functional stargate by mistake,so... quick... cash out,one more miss-gotten star gate and i won't have to walk to the portal anymore.
edit on 11-8-2011 by The Utopian Penguin because:







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