Invent A Sentence that does not exist on Google Search

The concept is easy. Author a sentence that does not provide any hits on Google ... except for here on ATS

I may have a few I can come up with. Give it a try and see if you can invent a sentence that did not exist online according to Google, and in which Google did not provide any hits for until you typed those words.

Here is one such example I recently found, invented by ATS member LimbicSystem in Limbic's Thread's Introductoy Post here

Originally posted by Esoteric Teacher

Originally posted by LimbicSystem
This is not meant to offend regular porn users.

Somebody typed those words. Yes, that is officially a sentence, now.

"This is not meant to offend regular porn users"
- LimbicSystem

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Can other ATS members create, invent, author, or find ATS sentences that only exist on ATS according to Google?
Give it some thought, give it a try. This could be fun, and also get the creative juices flowing.
If you find any such sentences, please share.


Let me give it a try....
When you are done with that enema bag, can I use it?

I suspect there are ATS members that can come up with some real original sentences.

Have fun with it,
ET

here you go...
it took me about a minute or so ;-)

i spy with my pinaural gland something beginning with... xyl

(ps: answer: a bottle of xylocaine on my table, woo!)

biglove xxxx

pointless thread... not helping anyone this realy.. most boring thing ive seen on here... ever

good day to you..

Hamsters should not be allowed free access to cheese.

Sadly, my post doesn't appear to come up on google, yet.

reply to post by Esoteric Teacher


Are we talking full sentence search? So you put the whole sentence in quotes?

If so...that isn't too hard...here is one...and shocking that it isn't found.

"ATS users are paranoid"


I also tried "ATS members are paranoid"...but that IS on google...lol.

"SUPERKILLAFRAJALISTICAXEPEALYDOSHEUS is a not a word."

Trust me, nothing came up in google search.

www.google.ca...

It was the fourteenth time I had stuck my tongue in an electric outlet

Originally posted by OutKast Searcher
reply to post by Esoteric Teacher

 

Are we talking full sentence search? So you put the whole sentence in quotes?

Yes. relatively short sentences that do not appear or you think may not appear on a google search is the name of the game.

Try to create a sentence that you think has yet to appear on the internet

Was just looking at some friends older posts is the reason for the late reply...BUT

I have achieved success!

Do I get cookies or something?

"Four lazy men have quit picking waxed banjos."

That is a sentence that took me almost two thousand miles of driving to come up with. (I was an OTR
trucker at the time, crossing the US from coast to coast)

Anyway, I entered it into google and the only hit that came back was on ATS.

....I like chocolate chip BTW

reply to post by Esoteric Teacher


I have no idea why but I had to try it...


Here's one

"a rabid baboon seized my underpants"

Peace

reply to post by operation mindcrime


Google SAFE Search
No results found for "a rabid baboon seized my underpants".....SUCCESS!

I emphasize I used the SAFE search because I'm not too sure an adult search would be so fruitless.

BTW....I hope you are doing well...I hope the baboon is okay...and good luck to you in your future endeavors