I'm joining the NWO, and so should YOU! :)

Well I've enjoyed many years being on the the "rebel" side of he fence. But I've become rather bored as of lately.

I've decided to join the evil empire.

Why?
1) It's more fun... you get to play their twisted games.
2) I've reached a plateau, there is only so much information you can glean without security clearance. I will remedy this shortly. Of course, I shall no longer be able to discuss various agendas in a public forum, but that's OK.
3) If you can't beat them, join them. They are well funded, fraternalized, and engaged in great projects. This is where the action is.
4) If/when the feces hits the fan, wouldn't you rather be on the side that's winning? I would.
5) Being with the "IN" crowd is just so... I don't know... fashionable? Sexy? Alluring? All of the above - CHECK.
6) I am an individual with a great track record of accomplishment in the private sector - who can actually make amazing things happen. I am certain this is exactly the kind of persons they need/are looking for.

So... without further adue, I state here, officially, in front of all the three letter agencies - I am available and at your service.

You can contact me through private message and I am looking forward to a most loyal relationship to your agenda.

Best regards,
ATS4Dummies

If you're going in, just make sure you do it like Kurt Cobain said he did with the big hair corporate rock band era like my sig.

Just at the end when you turn NWO like his music turned corporate... don't commit suicide! lol

Originally posted by ATS4dummies
I've decided to join the evil empire.

Good luck.

But, before you "go" .. lemme ask you one simple question ...?

Are you joining ranks due to shear and utter exasperation OR have you merely come to the conclusion that we're (society) merely becoming a "victim" of our own Devise. (?)

I assume this is a joke, but if not then good luck. Your gonna need it.

reply to post by 12m8keall2c


Life is short, you gotta have fun.

Enjoy bending down then.

Who said we aint having fun, i love my life.

I'm sure their going to pick you right up, by applying at a random conspiracy site like this.

Do you think you get nifty membership cards ?? and maybe a free gym pass too ??

reply to post by LifeIsEnergy


No joke at all, I'm as serious as Rasputin.

reply to post by ATS4dummies


Whats the pay like ?
And do they have somewhere to leave the kids?
You may be on to something here.

Tell em Tyler 720's commin for em.

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I'll be sure to foward the intel. Thanks.

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst


I'm sure their going to pick you right up, by applying at a random conspiracy site like this.

Do you think you get nifty membership cards ?? and maybe a free gym pass too ??

Yep, it's called the "Q" card. Don't leave home without it.

I've asked the wife, and she says I can go with you.

She's making sandwiches as I speak......Piltchards apparently.

Originally posted by Seeker PI
I've asked the wife, and she says I can go with you.

She's making sandwiches as I speak......Piltchards apparently.

Awesome. She makes the *BEST* sandwiches...

Rasputin. Heh. Very clever!

LOL. seriously op, it's not like you are gonna be picked up outside work one day by a limo, taken to a secret evil lair. welcomed by all the ex-presidents and billionares of the U.S "this is now your home, you will be paid $100,000 a month.given a free million dollar mansion,a courtesy car(ferrari) and a beutiful wife. now get to work"

Originally posted by MR BOB
LOL. seriously op, it's not like you are gonna be picked up outside work one day by a limo, taken to a secret evil lair. welcomed by all the ex-presidents and billionares of the U.S "this is now your home, you will be paid $100,000 a month.given a free million dollar mansion,a courtesy car(ferrari) and a beutiful wife. now get to work"

edit on 8-10-2010 by MR BOB because: (no reason given)

Of course not. It's all about - blending in.

reply to post by ATS4dummies


Hey can I come with you? I'll be your lacky if I must but I have many skills u2u me.

I gotta get onboard the NWO train ASAP before TSHTF.




Warm Regards,
Rajaten

reply to post by rajaten


Rajaten, I'll give your resume the consideration It's worthy of.

In all seriousness folks, I've already identified a defense contractor with a track record of obtaining civilian clearance. I am pursuing this wholeheartedly. It's time for a change of scenery. Many of you know what I mean.
I encourage all intelligent and capable people of this site to consider what resisting has gotten you? Maybe it's time to join the party... My mind is made up.

Best of luck to all of you.
-ATS4Dummies