posted on Oct, 3 2010 @ 12:26 AM
Your problem might not be about "you" perse. You see, you can bathe every day and still stink if you aren't washing your clothes regularly. Even
if a clean person showers well, changes underwear, yet puts on clothes that have gone, shall we say, "stinky," then you will stink at work as if you
had not showered at all.
So, you might not be changing your clothes enough. It is smart to wear the same pair of pants or shirt for 2 through 5 wearings before rewashing.
But, after that, and depending on food stains, sweat, etc., you should wash more often. Again, a clean person wearing fresh underwear in pants and
shirt that have become stinky from overuse, will stink like a stinky person even though he/she is actually clean.
The clothes are smelling it up for you, is my guess. Now, if your clothes are clean, and you wash, yeah, I'd see a doctor because that just isn't
right. If you can't afford to see a doctor, then change soaps. Go anti-bacterial, go exotic, go orgainic... Change it up. And if that doesn't
work, then try adding a little cologne.
Lastly, why don't you do the "smell test" every day before work. As in, "Hey honey (wife), how do I smell!? ---And please tell me the truth!"
If you smell fine in the morning and stink by the end of the day, then consider packing a toiletry kit along with your lunch. The kit should include:
foaming hand soap, wash cloths, and whatever else you need to give yourself a small clean-up in a bathroom stall. Hey, suds it up in a stall, wash
your armpits and crotch and anything else that has become "dirty." Then, after a 10-min sponge bath kind of thing, you'll be back to normal for
the rest of the day. This is a reset button for your stinkage.
Just somet thoughts. If these things haven't worked or helped, then I can only deduce THAT YOU ARE SLOWLY DECOMPOSING BECAUSE YOU WERE BITTEN BY A
ZOMBIE AND ARE IN TURN BECOMING A ZOMBIE. If that's the case, then EVERYONE WHO KNOWS YOU SHOULD FLEE.