reply to post by nobodysavedme
This is a wind up...surely.
You wash with bleach?! Are you insane?
If they thought you stunk before, stinking of a bleachy-antiperspirant isn't going to help.
Terrified to go to work or come into contact with people because they might think you stink?
You're not all there, are you...seriously?
Yeah, go see a doctor, but not for your BO. I think we're on the same page yeah?
IF you're not a wind up, hoaxing, attention seeker (do you self harm by any chance?), Don't bother using caustic chemicals to wash in, you know that
is stepping into loony territory as well as i do, get a solid crystal stick of pure ALUM crystal. Works for 24 - 36 hours, before your microbes
multiply enough to eat your sweat and body oil enough to fart out BO.
Because in case you didn't know it, YOU don't stink of BO..none of us do. The characteristic 'BO' smell (reminds me of pungent beef stew actually,
and not in a good way) is not from your body. It's is the smell of the by products of tiny critters that eat the sweat, oils, dead skin cells and all
that good stuff, from under your arms.
It's basically their tiny, weeny farts, causing the smell. (true) The pure ALUM crystal, when dipped in water and rubbed into your armpits, kill the
buggers, and stop them reproducing for a day to a day and a half. Wash under your arms with pure soap, no perfumes or other rubbish, and reapply...it
WORKS. It won't stop you sweating, but it WILL stop your little microbes, from making you smell of BO.
If that doesn't work, leave your job, go to work in the great outdoors, or grow up and tell your co-workers they are a bunch of sad tarts who should
get a life, and stop worrying about trivial crap that happens to everyone at some time or other.
You could also remind them, that if they really need or want to complain about something, perhaps complaining about the soldiers being sent to kill
and die in illegal and immoral wars, might be a better use of there petty moaning time...and that a dab of perfume or after shave on their septum
(above the top lip, and below their nose) will work wonders for masking the smell, if they can bear to be deprived of their petty chance to act like
children and whine about you, that is.
There's far bigger stuff to worry about mate. There are people in this world, who not only wouldn't pee on you if you were on fire, but some would
actually find watching you burn quite amusing, and bring a can of petrol along in case you started to go out..