Humanity's Last Chance

I come from the North Pole with grave news: if you humans do not mend you ways, Santa will not be giving any presents this year, for the Christmas Spirit commands him to teach you the true meaning of Christmas. Give food to the poor, make world peace, and if you are a guy, wear boxers, or the wrath of the Christmas Spirit shall surely befall all mankind, and there will be grave consequences. In fact, Santa has told us elves that if you naughty children do not mend your ways, we would be be in the Bahamas instead of the workshop this year, partying down oh yeah ohh yeah. But I digress, this is no laughing matter.

We warn you all now, Santa is really upset with all you naughty children. Please be nice or all will suffer for the actions of the few, for Santa has declared that it is the only way to teach mankind the Ways of the Christmas Spirit. Let this message be proclaimed all over the world, for the Christmas Spirit is great. We hope you take this warning seriously and not as a jest. Thank you.

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Thank you for the kind message.

I look forward to the christmas. And the commercialisation that goes with it.


It's all so fake.

VVV

Im still waiting on the bicycle he was supposed to deliver back in the 50s... Or was he partying with fidel in havana then ?

Originally posted by Expat888
Im still waiting on the bicycle he was supposed to deliver back in the 50s... Or was he partying with fidel in havana then ?

One must never question Santa. Santa knows best.

Another authoritative admonition from a guy who doesn't feel the need to actually cultivate the behaviour sought for?

Pfft...

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Santa will not be getting presents for you this year.