Rachel Maddow is a "Lesbian Vampire"?

So ... at some point this guy has decided that Rachel Maddow is a "Lesbian Vampire" (his exact words).


Rachel Maddow ran the clip on our her show today.
I will note, however, that she did NOT deny being either a Lesbian, a Vampire or a "Lesbian Vampire".
So, I guess (technically) the jury is still out?

Bummer.

I always envisioned lesbian vampires as being way less manly and way more sexy than Rachel Maddow.

She's just awesome.

And I've seen some guys lust after her without being aware that she doesn't swing their way.

wait she is a girl... thank the maker, now I don't have to hide the fact that I'm totally crushing this dude..

Well, she is a lesbian. She's definitely out of the closet and it's never been a secret.

Now, is she also "out of the coffin," as they say on True Blood? I really couldn't say. I do know that I've never seen her out and about in daylight, though.

Hmmm....

Edit: I'm 99% sure now that I've watched this to the end that this video is a spoof. He tells his viewers to send comments about this to Dick Cheney and flashes an email for him @foxnews.com. Also, the guy's name is "Billy Bob Neck." Nicely done - had me going for a while.

So, funny/true story ...
... before starting this thread, I did a search to make sure nobody else had already started one,
... so, I found myself running a search for "Lesbian Vampire",
... that kind of set me back, and I had to say to myself ... "am I really do a search for lesbian vampires?"

But, seriously ...
... I think she's already admitted to be a lesbian. But, honestly, I don't have source to cite for that.
... She didn't confirm or deny being a vampire.
... Is there any way to definitively prove she is or is not a lesbian vampire?
... She would move this thread over to the cryptozoology board? They seem to really love being asked about Vampires (and Werewolves).

reply to post by EnhancedInterrogator


She is an open Lesbian who lives with her partner in Massachusetts, but vampire? That shows you the intelligence of the Christian Right.

reply to post by The Sword


What does it say about me that I wasn't crushing on her at all until I found out that she doesn't swing my way!

The video is a spoof. A good one, IMO.

Guy's got a lot of 'em posted online. He calls himself Billy Bob Neck. Cute.

They Exist , just look around you ...........')





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So anyone with 2 moles or freckles on their neck has a vampire bite and is thus a vampire.
Also, if you have short hair and a thick neck you are automatically a lesbian.
Gotcha.