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'What A Bunch Of Losers,' Researchers Say
MANAUS, BRAZIL— Archaeologists working in a remote section of the Amazon Rainforest announced Tuesday that they have discovered the ancient remnants of what they claimed may be the lousiest civilization in human history.
According to Dr. Ronald Farber, a professor from the University of Minnesota who is leading the excavation, the "half-assed" culture existed from about 450 B.C. until 220 B.C., when it abruptly disappeared—an event he said was "honestly no big loss" for our understanding of human culture. www.theonion.com...
Originally posted by Ophiuchus 13
reply to post by JohnnyCanuck
What makes them the Lousiest? Thats a first I heard for any civilization.
"Our best guess is that these boneheads just lost interest in their completely forgettable culture, wandered off, and accidentally fell into volcanoes or burned to death in one of their ridiculous fire-dance rituals," said research fellow David Reagan, smashing an asymmetrical clay bowl on a nearby rock. "Or maybe they all went blind staring at one of those precious solar eclipses they seemed to be so goddamn fond of predicting. Really, though, who cares?"
Originally posted by JonInMichigan
“The culture in question did not really disappear, they just migrated to Canada! “
Originally posted by Greensage
I am sorry but this fails on every level of intelligence and could possibly be reflective of the originator of the post. Sorry, but this one stinks and should not be here, it has no intrinsic value unless you were to use this as a satire piece for our current Society.