CANDIRU CATFISH(Candiru asu)
Alternate thread name : Or,why you penis smells of fish.
Ive been having this discussion with some enlightened people recently about the scourge of the South American waterways the CANDIRU-ASU CAT-FISH.This
small aquatic devil grows to about 6 inches long,and is attracted by the urea that is passed through a fishes gills,where it feeds on the rich blood
Sometimes though,things can go horribly,HORRIBLY wrong.
A poor chap,was taking a much needed wizz in the water after a bit of frolicking with his mates,when he felt a sharp sting in his urethra,as he looked
down he was horrified to see the tail of a fish disappearing into the dark depths of his penis.
This poor chap lived 3 days away from a medical center,and by the time he actually reached help,his scrotum had swollen,as well as his savagely abused
This fish,nay THIS FIEND,tried to EAT its way out of his urethra via his sphincter,yes..you heard me right,his sphincter!
Tremble in fear of the punishment your todger could endure,if you take a random piddle in an obscure South American river.
Has this species been introduced to the quiet sleepy waterways of North America,could it be lurking in your favorite swimming hole?
Be Warned,Be informed !
Thanks to OmegaLogos for finding the pictures.
edit on 14-9-2010 by Cygnus_Hunter because: pictures and addendum.