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Originally posted by hillbilly4rent
as purdy as a blue speckeld pup in a red wagon=cute
I told that to a girl in a bar one night and she thought I was calling her a dog
Originally posted by davespanners
I just remembered another one of my grandmothers, if she was really hungry or thirsty she would say "my stomach feels like my throat's been cut"
Then there was "it's cold enough to freeze the balls off of a brass Monkey" which actually is not as rude as it soundsedit on 3-1-2011 by davespanners because: (no reason given)