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Rapture to occur next week..

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posted on Sep, 10 2010 @ 03:19 AM
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Nope, you didnt miss it..Its the 11th, saturday...

Have a merry rapture...

I'm in Australia so one of the first to depart




posted on Sep, 10 2010 @ 03:21 AM
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Oh cry me a river. "Waaah...it's been weeks!" Try YEARS!

Anyways, I'm really disappointed with this whole rapture thing. I don't understand why Jesus stood me up. Jesus is not my homeboy anymore. It's over. It's not me. It's him. He can rise from the dead and stay on a cross for days on end, but oh no, he has to conveniently miss my place.



posted on Sep, 10 2010 @ 03:22 AM
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Originally posted by DataWraith
So , did I miss it again?
Damn I always miss it, every single time, the date comes and goes and I miss every Rapture.
Must be my attitude.


Did you get your tickets? Maybe next time you should order them up in advance. Allow a while for shipping too.



posted on Sep, 10 2010 @ 03:26 AM
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Depending where you are there is still time...

I suggest setting fire to your house..That will get his attention from up there..


You know that was a joke right?


edit on 10-9-2010 by CynicalM because: just in case



posted on Sep, 10 2010 @ 03:33 AM
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Nice edit.

I've taken your advice and set fire my home. I put up a few crosses and set them aflame for good measure. I figure those shiny objects will surely get his attention. I also drew a giant star in my yard and set candles all around it. Those should catch his attention! I think I'll go put on my nice red velvet robes and dance around the five point star...that way he can't miss me!
I should chant as well....


edit on 10-9-2010 by MeSoCorny because: damn. too late.



posted on Sep, 10 2010 @ 03:38 AM
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dance around the five point star


Ya know that might be the "down" button on this rapture elevator...



posted on Sep, 10 2010 @ 03:48 AM
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Well, crap. I don't know what to do. I have less than a day left to be raptured. Maybe I should dig out my trumpet and play it. Then I will pose as one of the trumpeters and gain entry into heaven that way. You know, as a back up plan in case JC forgets me.



posted on Sep, 10 2010 @ 03:51 AM
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Well, if there's a rock n roll heaven,
then ya know they've got a hell of a band...

Yeah, that might work....Hmmm, 5 hrs left for me...



posted on Sep, 10 2010 @ 04:26 AM
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I'm nearly ready. Well I've packed sun cream, a ham sandwich and a drink. What i want to know is will i need the insect repelant for Hell this time of year?



posted on Sep, 10 2010 @ 05:14 AM
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Ok. I'm here, it's Friday, whats happening ? Ummm nothing... maybe next Friday. LOL



posted on Sep, 10 2010 @ 06:01 AM
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How's that Rapture doin' for yall? Anyone no longer on ATS because of the Rapture? Maybe it did happen, but you all have been "left behind"!






posted on Sep, 10 2010 @ 06:50 AM
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Originally posted by whatukno
How's that Rapture doin' for yall? Anyone no longer on ATS because of the Rapture? Maybe it did happen, but you all have been "left behind"!




I am not in ATS anymore. I am somewhere else now.



posted on Sep, 10 2010 @ 08:01 AM
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I'm all ready.
My best dresses and my special shoes are all packed in my
leopard-skin suitcases and I've attempted to draw eyes on my
face so I'll fit in.
I can't wait... there's gonna be so much fun to have up there.

Lollipop trees and Cotton Candy grass... I can't wait.

Oh, er... do they allow dogs in the Rupture?
I know canines can't look up as revealed in other posts, will that
be a problem? I would hate to leave Bowser here.

Can't wait!



posted on Sep, 10 2010 @ 08:31 AM
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Originally posted by CanadianDream420
www.2010rapture.org...

4 days remaining.

Although I don't believe it will occur this soon...
I do believe there will be 7 years tribulation before the return of Christ




The Last Trump on the Feast of Trumpets is scheduled for September 9, 2010.


Aw, man! I missed it!

Everybody appears to be at work - even the Super Mega Christians - so I guess this one goes into the HOAX forum.



posted on Sep, 10 2010 @ 08:31 AM
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BIAD,

Wouldn't you know it, all dressed up but no (heavenly) place to go.....


Peace




edit on 10-9-2010 by operation mindcrime because: changed a "and" for a "but"....



posted on Sep, 10 2010 @ 08:32 AM
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Originally posted by A boy in a dress
I'm all ready.
My best dresses and my special shoes are all packed in my
leopard-skin suitcases and I've attempted to draw eyes on my
face so I'll fit in.
I can't wait... there's gonna be so much fun to have up there.

Lollipop trees and Cotton Candy grass... I can't wait.

Oh, er... do they allow dogs in the Rupture?
I know canines can't look up as revealed in other posts, will that
be a problem? I would hate to leave Bowser here.

Can't wait!


Dude, it was yesterday. Looks like EVERYONE missed the boarding call.



posted on Sep, 10 2010 @ 08:33 AM
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Originally posted by CynicalM
reply to post by DataWraith
 


Nope, you didnt miss it..Its the 11th, saturday...

Have a merry rapture...

I'm in Australia so one of the first to depart


From the OP's link:


It is the conclusion of this book that the Rapture of the Church will likely occur on this Feast of Trumpets 2010, which will span from September 8th at twilight through the 9th at the time of the new moon.


Anyone keeping a count on the false prophets on ATS?


edit on 9/10/10 by mothershipzeta because: Mistake in formatting.



posted on Sep, 10 2010 @ 08:38 AM
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Hmmm.....I can't seem to find my cat. Do you think he was raptured?



posted on Sep, 10 2010 @ 08:40 AM
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If the end days were really here, why would they be selling their book?

They wouldn't be needing the money really would they?

All these sites selling the signs of the end times must be pretty sure they are selling crap, otherwise they wouldn't be selling them, they'd be giving them out for free.

Can't take your money with you to the afterlife..lolol



posted on Sep, 10 2010 @ 09:14 AM
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Even Jesus didn't know when the rapture would occur. He stated that only His "father in heaven" knows. Personally, I believe this has already taken place, as Jesus plainly stated to his disciples at that time.



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