Rapture to occur next week..

You people need to sloooowwww down and listen to yourselves. There is no image of god on the sun and no angels are playing trumpets. Please tell me you are not all that gullible? Having faith in something is one thing, seeing the image of god on the sun and nasa covering it up is another.

reply to post by jaynkeel


Have you even bothered to look?
Its funny that its more that 1 can see these apart from certain few. You carry on because I know what I see.
That's an origional image from the site. Maybe someone should embed the images?
Can't see it?

Guess we'll just have to wait and see.

Originally posted by jazz10
Seems fitting to post this here.
sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov...

Zoom right into image 11oclock position. ???
Looks like someone walking on the sun. Silouette quite clear in a robe?

How does that grab ya.

Zoom into the 3 o'clock position...Oh noes! It's a zombie.

No, that is not someone walking on the sun. Is this your first time looking at pictures taken by the atmospheric imaging assembly? And in the unlikely even that it was a person, then I must say, that is one tall individual.

reply to post by jazz10


Bet you I am right and you are wrong, come back in a couple days we will all still be here. Unless some decide to take their own life or die in an accident there will be no divine intervention on a mass scale in the next couple of days. There is a name for seeing shapes and images in objects forgot what it's called but 99.999 percent of the time it is linked to this phenomenon. Either way I am glad you are strong in your faith god bless.

reply to post by jaynkeel


You mean Pareidolia??

Peace

Originally posted by operation mindcrime
reply to post by jaynkeel

 

You mean Pareidolia??

Peace

Exactly thanks brain was on loa!!!

From the original post. www.2010rapture.org...

The Last Trump on the Feast of Trumpets is scheduled for September 9, 2010. It has been consistently held in all manuscripts of Signs of the End that 2010-2017 looks to be the time of the Tribulation.

This man has made very accurate mistakes. Precision lunacy. Gotta love it.

I'm not quite sure why I was following this thread. Hope, perhaps?

Matt 24:36
"But of that day and hour knoweth no [man], no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only."

So, our author says "Hmm... I will take the Book of Revelation and find a way to profit handsomely from it. I will select a date in stark contradiction to other parts of the New Testament and sell these bad boys until that date comes. Obviously, sales will decline sharply at this point, but who cares? I'll have made a ton of money."

I really wanted it to happen.

reply to post by CanadianDream420


Excellent, so returning "like a thief in the night" will occur in four days. I'll be sure to lock my doors and load my shotgun. Really though, I despise this sort of chicanery.

reply to post by DondeEsta?


I despise religion because it allows such claims as this. It allows people to claim Jesus is revisiting in the form of toast or waffles. I despise religion because of promises of afterlife, I despise it because we know little about the universe, never mind God, yet religion seems to have a perfect little theory pre-conceived where scientists have failed.

What a joke. Wake up human-kind.

reply to post by awake_and_aware


Tsk, tsk, I know a bad little boy who is not going to be raptured this year..........


Meanwhile, I have placed a "Jesus Stop Here" sign in my front lawn. Just in case.

Kinda sad..5:30 pm here on the 10th....

I got 6 1/2 hrs left and I'm still on ATS...

What should I do for the last 6 hrs ???

That gives you guys 30 minutes for suggestions...

Sucks being in a forward time zone..

reply to post by awake_and_aware


I despise religion as well. I believe in G, just not man's explanation of him/her/it. For me G is much like the enormity/complexity of our universe; we can talk about it all day, look at graphs, make lovely analogies and I still won't be able to understand it. So anyone who claims to have a corner on the G market, like catholicism/protestantism/islam/jews seems ridiculous to me. By comparison to the afforementioned G market players, atheism is a perfectly reasonable alternative.

reply to post by CynicalM


Contribute meaningfully to a post. JK I need to get some sleep.. Back up in 4 hours now.

reply to post by CynicalM


Hmm......let's see.....you could gather up all your loved ones and tell them just how much they mean to you. Spend a lovely 6 hours with them reminiscing about all the good times you've had while waiting for your souls to be sent to their heavenly afterlife.

Or you could get buck naked, drop some acid, and get down with who/whatever is nearest you.

I'd go with option 2. Might as well live it up before you get raptured.

reply to post by MeSoCorny


lol, I was already considering the suicide option reading option 1..

Dave...I think I'll go with door 2 !!!

So am I correct in that the date has been moved to the 11th now? Well if I have a second encounter with the same hot girl in this one club and she wants to take me aboard a ship, I'll try to find a way to tell all you guys that I was successfully taken. If not, then me not posting anymore means something happened to me. Maybe I'll hear another news story of another UFO spotting. That would be a weird coincidence again.

I don't know though, if she's an alien scout leader and I don't even have her phone number yet, the rapture could be weeks away. There could be more than one alien scout in my area. I remember one night one girl came up to me and instead of saying hi, my name is xyz or something, she told me she wanted to take me to her place and let me do whatever I wanted to her. Obviously she was not from around here. These alien scouts can be so confusing.

reply to post by orionthehunter


lol, reminds me of that movie where all the aliens are dropdead gorgeous...

I wanna be abducted by them

Ugh. Why are all the aliens always women? Why can't they be hot men? I mean, really...Kevin Spacey? Jeff Goldblum? No thanks.

It's not fair!

I never get what I want! I never get abducted by shirtless alien men who look like Gerard Butler! I can't even get raptured for cryin' out loud!

I HATE MY LIFE!

reply to post by MeSoCorny


Ohh, if it makes you feel better, I haven't been abducted by a squad of dropdead beautiful alien nymphs for weeks!!!

So , did I miss it again?
Damn I always miss it, every single time, the date comes and goes and I miss every Rapture.
Must be my attitude.