OP evidently you are not experiencing the physical symptoms of the vibrational ascension process, and also do not believe the hundreds of thousands of people that are attesting to the very real manifestation of such.

Since you don't believe it, why are you posting? Do you 'want' to believe it?
Is this your purpose in posting?

I didn't even know about it or 'want' to 'believe' it or not (to my knowledge)

yet it began happening to me and i was at first terrified.. then came to learn about the symptoms and understand it and am trying to make the best of it.

It begins with an awakened 'kundalini' and energetic vibrations like a cellphone on vibrate.. but ALL OVER your body.. and within the muscle and fat.. then pressure and electrical sensations all through your skin.

look up "ascension symptoms", "kundalini symptoms" "kundalini awakening" "Shaumbra symptoms" on youtube or google.

many people that do not understand the energetic-spiritual emergence side of this who have this suddenly happen to them are calling this "morgellons syndrome" where they think the prana/chi electrical movement sensations through their nerves are actually parasites or bugs.
however, some fruit has come to bear through that perception, as people have begun to use microscopes to try to find these hypothetical 'critters' and actually find "fibers" that are growing within their skin.

Dr W. John Martin has written peer reviewed papers on these fibers analysis and labeled them "alternative cellular energy pigments" (ACE pigments) and his research has shown them to somehow prove as a mechanism to perform a type of "mammalian photosynthesis" to aid or replace our cell's mitochondria in producing usable biological energy from light. (far infrared and UV to be precise).

so .. evolution is happening.. the shift is happening... and you can 'try' to achieve it through White Tantra (upward draw) and or kundalini yoga practice... who knows.. maybe some day they'll have an injectable syrum that just shortcuts the process..

though hundreds of thousands of people ARE indeed experiencing this, whether they perceive it to be 'morgellons' or 'ascension' is dependent upon their belief system... what information they allow themselves to use to get through this etc...

so instead of calling BS on the subject.. you might ant to be a bit more open minded and compassionate when you start giving your opinion on the subject in /b/ speek or such and understand that these people are in actuality.. undergoing the most tumultuous, difficult, and life changing experience in history.

thanks for reading.