Hey - I'm skinny and smart!
2 undergrad sci degrees and nearly done with the MS in math.
I got no chest, I got no butt. I'm sitting on a wooden chair right now, I have to sit on 2 pillows or else the ... butt bones? will be grinding into
the wood. When I say no butt, I mean NO butt
I'm 5' 9" tall and I do not know how much I weigh or what size I wear (I like to shop at resale stores and 're-make' my clothes). I would say I
wear a man's size 28 x 36 jeans, perhaps a 'current' size 4 of women's clothes. (Used to be a 6 or 8 but they changed all the sizes, ugh.)
Besides smarts I have alot of trivia in the mind too - and speaking of sizes - not only are they arbitrary and change all the time - when clothing is
cut - they cut a big pile of material by machine at once. So - the ones at the top of the pile and the ones at the bottom are basically different
sizes entirely. This is why you should always try things on.
I think I look pretty good and am muscular. I love to do outdoor sports such as biking, tennis, hiking, surfing, golf, and I am very thankful that I
have such a body that can do these things.
Pretty hard to golf with a big chest. Or do many of these things with a larger body. I think if I had that actress Christina Hendricks' body I would
be miserable! Not to mention howling in pain from carrying around those gigantic melons! Her chest = 3 of my butts! Yeeooow! How can such a person
even stand upright? I would not like to have a body like that or the "curvy" "BBW" body. OUCH!
I don't even need to wear a bra! I love it! (This inspires HUGE jealousy in the large breasted also - most naturally large breasted women will tell
you that they yearn for reduction surgery and are saving up $ for it.)
My overly narrow boyish hips could never birth any children, so sayeth various docs who warned me that if I got pregnant I'd have to have a
I do like my slim body and men do too
Gay men just absolutely adore me. Although they do like to lecture me about going round like a slob (hey - I
like to be comfortable!) and sometimes they even get jealous! My gay friends said of me - once when I was wearing my usual outfit of raggedy ripped
boys jeans, sweatshirt, and baseball cap - that they could take me to a gay bar and I'd get more guys than they would
Here in Chi Town, thin is in. You have the fashion scene like NYC and London. "Emo", "Goth" and "Hipster" are very big here, style wise. And of
course we have the huge gay population.
I am happy with my body as it is. There's not too much I can do to change it anyway. I have a good face too so I feel I am pretty lucky and will be
happy with what I have.
I try to gain weight - it goes to the gut anyway. I have a little beer gut going right now! Why can't I shove this up to the chest or down to the
Why does beer have to taste so good???? And make you fat in the wrong places!!
If someone can invent a beer where the calories go to the butt and chest - they will make millions!