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reply posted on 28-8-2010 @ 07:41 PM by g146541

reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler

The only evil thing I see in your description is the stripper thing, as they would rob you blind of your 1 dolla bills.

Do you guys serve cheesy popcorn by chance?
As I may be getting initiated with Invisiblealbatross if so.

reply posted on 28-8-2010 @ 07:59 PM by ProtoplasmicTraveler

Originally posted by InvisibleAlbatross
reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler

May I please join?

Sadly ATS policy prevents me from recruiting for the Knights of Proto on the site.

So you will want to look for the nearest Knights of Proto Temple we have one conveniently located on the planet to make it accessible to everyone.

However because it is a secret fraternity and an evil secret fraternity at that, I can not tell you where it is, what it looks like, or the secret knock or password to get in.

However as a Knight of Proto you enjoy fantastic benefits.

You are not only immune from all laws of any land, but STD's!

Yeah it pays to be a Knight of Proto!

reply posted on 28-8-2010 @ 08:01 PM by ProtoplasmicTraveler

Originally posted by g146541
reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler

The only evil thing I see in your description is the stripper thing, as they would rob you blind of your 1 dolla bills.
Do you guys serve cheesy popcorn by chance?
As I may be getting initiated with Invisiblealbatross if so.

We use only the finest milled organic White Cheddar from Vermont on our Cheesey PopCorn which is served by serving whenches who are trained to call you Lord, remove your boots, massage your feet, and best of all, hand over their tips so you can pay the strippers.

Yeah as you can see we have attended to the details that will allow the Knights of Proto to be the preeminent and world conquering evil fraternity!

reply posted on 28-8-2010 @ 08:04 PM by scooterstrats

reply to post by Smack

All good points, Smack. My point is that if there is so much hate, curiosity, and questions about Freemasonry, why didnt anyone jump at the chance? Where is the intellectual curiosity? It is archaic, and thats why many like it. Not directed at you, but does this imply that college frats are declining? A serious albeit tangential question.

reply posted on 28-8-2010 @ 08:06 PM by ProtoplasmicTraveler

Originally posted by getreadyalready
reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler

I'll join today and I can bring some of my own vices to contribute to the effort!!

I have a feeling your organization of beer porn and strippers is already well ahead of our organization of charity and brotherly love. I see your influence EVERYWHERE!! Nice work, btw! I'm a big fan of what you've done so far.

Is this you proto?

YouTube Link

[edit on 28-8-2010 by getreadyalready]

I can honestly say no as for some strange reason my reflection does not show up in Mirrors or Cameras of any kind.

reply posted on 28-8-2010 @ 08:17 PM by scooterstrats

I stand corrected ! There was one brother transplanted from a NY lodge. He came here for work and was looking for a home. We had two lodges to offer and was then fun to watch the jockeying to see which he will join (2 lodges share the building). Either lodge wins though.

reply posted on 28-8-2010 @ 08:24 PM by Smack

reply to post by scooterstrats

"...does this imply that college frats are declining?"

Yes, I do believe that is the case. Look here

Whether this is good or bad, I can't say. It is what it is.

reply posted on 28-8-2010 @ 08:31 PM by Nventual

What it is is people moving from a physical club to a virtual club where the benefits are the same. A virtual club for example would be this forum or a facebook group.

reply posted on 28-8-2010 @ 08:32 PM by scooterstrats

Well then that is a bit sad. Another piece of tradition and history may be slipping away. Collegiate fraternities that based themselves on masonic principles and ritual (unknowingly or not) have been part of the college experience here for over a century. I hate to see tradition die.

reply posted on 28-8-2010 @ 08:43 PM by scooterstrats

I'm quite proud ! I made a pro-mason post and that offered insight into the fraternity and havent had a troll yet ! Wow . How long can this keep up It's 9:40 PM EST where I am . Might have a record here folks !

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reply posted on 28-8-2010 @ 09:19 PM by humbleseeker

I dont think that the Freemasonry will ever die out. I plan on being a die hard Mason, taking the traditions and rituals seriously and by that it may be good that, only a few come to join.

Yes I know you can go on this internet and look up traditions and rites, history and ect..

What you can not do is carry on a a tradition, that has lasted for hundreds of years, a brotherhood who lives out the working tools and too, help make the world a better place.

We do not need to look for members, let the true seekers of light come to us. We will let the world know we are waiting for good men of honor.

Because on second thought if you through a party with beer and food and games, that is fun and all and could atract more people, but if people are not about Masonry for the work that is done and the light that is found, then they might be better off not joining at all.

reply posted on 28-8-2010 @ 09:24 PM by getreadyalready

Originally posted by scooterstrats
I'm quite proud ! I made a pro-mason post and that offered insight into the fraternity and havent had a troll yet ! Wow . How long can this keep up It's 9:40 PM EST where I am . Might have a record here folks !

[edit on 8/28/10 by scooterstrats]

Its Saturday night, there must be some anti-mason meeting someplace that we are missing?

Congrats on your thread so far!!

reply posted on 28-8-2010 @ 09:28 PM by ProtoplasmicTraveler

reply to post by humbleseeker

Because on second thought if you through a party with beer and food and games, that is fun and all and could atract more people, but if people are not about Masonry for the work that is done and the light that is found, then they might be better off not joining at all.

This is yet another reason why clearly the Knights of Proto remain a far better choice.

We love to work at nothing all day at the Knights of Proto Temple and have the temple lit 24 hours a day and well staffed to attend to your every need, so no matter how drunk or stuffed you are from our gluttonies you never have to worry about finding the lights.

Behold the Temple of Proto!

YouTube Link

I now pronounce freemasonry dead!

[edit on 28/8/10 by ProtoplasmicTraveler]

reply posted on 28-8-2010 @ 09:29 PM by scooterstrats

BTW. We are Pennsylvania. No beer in Freemasonry. Not even picnics.

reply posted on 28-8-2010 @ 09:40 PM by getreadyalready

reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler

Thats why I can't get Youtube at work!!

I miss out on all the good embeds when I use ATS at work!!! So glad I was home tonight to catch that one.

All hail Grand Proto.

reply posted on 28-8-2010 @ 09:42 PM by ProtoplasmicTraveler

Originally posted by getreadyalready

Originally posted by scooterstrats
I'm quite proud ! I made a pro-mason post and that offered insight into the fraternity and havent had a troll yet ! Wow . How long can this keep up It's 9:40 PM EST where I am . Might have a record here folks !

[edit on 8/28/10 by scooterstrats]

Its Saturday night, there must be some anti-mason meeting someplace that we are missing?

Congrats on your thread so far!!

So sorry I think scooterstrats has started up the scooter and headed for the Temple of Proto, we do have a pretty big shindig going on tonight as always!

YouTube Link

Will there be any Masons left after scooterstrats thread?

That's the real question!

The Knights of Proto are the evil secret fraternity of the future!

Bar none!

reply posted on 28-8-2010 @ 09:43 PM by humbleseeker

Yea I dont understand why beer is not allowed in many states. If you think about it having a lodge above a bar is traditional. I dont think Iowa allowes beer either, well that is till I am elected Grand Master

reply posted on 28-8-2010 @ 09:51 PM by oniongrass

Originally posted by getreadyalready
... Imagine, you and your charitable brothers sitting there with free food and drink and information for jobs that could be started immediately, while dozens of people walk by to the bus stop to take free transportation to the public assistance offices to pick up unemployment checks and foodstamps!! ...