posted on Mar, 10 2007 @ 08:01 PM
I vote for the right in front of our eyes theory.
This way the best kept secret is that 'The best kept secret' is not a secret that has been kept. The best place to keep 'The best kept secret' is
in a place that is not secret, that is to say 'The place best kept secret', which is completely different from 'The best place kept secret'. So we
are looking for 'The best place to keep a secret', in order to find 'The best kept secret', which could only be kept in the place that is 'The
best place to keep a secret', I personally suspect that this place is in a secret location. So in order to know 'The best kept secret', we will
have to visit,'The best place to keep a secret', secret. It seems to follow that 'The most secret place' is the best place to keep 'The best kept
secret', but this may not be case. Since everyone looking for 'The best kept secret', will be looking for a secret place, it would be best to move
'The best kept secret' to some place that is not 'The most secret place'. Simply put 'The most secret place' is not the best place for the 'The
best kept secret' to be kept secret. The next logical step, is to realize that when those looking for 'The best kept secret' do not find it at
'The place kept most secret', they will go looking for 'The place kept most secret, except for the 'The most secret place' place'. To keep
things as simple as possible, I will refer to ' The place kept most secret, except for 'The most secret place' place' as, 'The place that is
almost the most secret place'. Now there is a question about if 'The most secret place' is the best place to keep,'The best kept secret except for
'The best kept secret'. That way when someone finds 'The most secret place', they will most likely think that the secret that is kept in 'The
most secret place' is 'The best kept secret'. That way 'The best kept secret' will still be kept secret, in 'The place that is almost the most
secret place'.
But, being a loyal ATS member,
they would quickly realize that the secret kept at 'The most secret place', while it is a secret that deserves being kept in a secret place, is not
quite a secret worthy of being 'The best kept secret'. This would then lead one to explore the next most secret place, 'The place that is almost
the most secret place'. And since 'The place that is almost the most secret place', is the place where The best kept secret' is being kept secret,
it is easy to see why this place ('The place that is almost the most secret place'), is not the best place to keep 'The best kept secret'.
So instead of keeping 'The best kept secret' in 'The place that is almost the most secret place', the best place to keep 'The best kept secret',
may well be the place that is slightly less secret than 'The place that is almost the most secret place'. This is, for ease of dicussion, ' The
place that is almost 'The place that is almost the most secret place', this place, being a secret place, (but not 'The most secret place'), where
'The best kept secret', is to be kept secret. This is, however, the most likely place for someone who did not find 'The best kept secret' in
either 'The most secret palce' or 'The place that is almost the most secret place', to look for 'The best kept secret'. And a secret kept in
'The place that is almost 'The place that is almost the most secret place', is unlikely to be confused with 'The best kept secret', even if it is
'The secret that is almost 'The secret that is almost the best kept secret'' is the secret that is being kept secret.
So taken to its logical endpoint, 'The best kept secret' should be kept in 'The least secret place', 'The least secret place' being the last
place someone looking for a secret place, would expect to find a place holding 'The best kept secret'
So all that is required is to look in 'The least secret place', and the secret that is found there will be 'The best kept secret'.
How much easier could it be? (and there is even 1 character remaining ).