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Let me help you. Wolfs solutions to all problems

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posted on Aug, 24 2010 @ 12:18 AM
Let me help you with your problems.

What you may not know is that I actually was given by somebody at one point a doctorate in something, I swear. That makes me qualified to help you in any of your life problems. After all, if a talk radio host is qualified to solve your issues, certainly the Peace Puppy should be, if anything, over-qualified.

So bring me your problems, any of them. School, your future, your relationships, your moral issues, your psychological issues.

Let me help you.

Because I'm a doctor.

posted on Aug, 24 2010 @ 01:25 AM
I totally need your help right now!!!

So, I have this one friend who has came up with this awesome scheme, to take advantage of these tough economic times and steal yuppie sailboats and yatchs, that they had to abandon because they ran out of money to pay for them, and it would cost too much for the banks to reposes them. So they just get abandoned like this:

Anyways, he plans on forming some kind of pirate commune, that sail around and salvage these boats. Take the ones that can still work, and grab anything of use off the ones that don't.

Sweet plan right???

I would join him in this life of piracy, but I have another friend who owns property in this really small town in Oklahoma. This friend wants to start a commune on there also, but he wants to get enough registered voters in that city so we can steal the majority of the votes, and vote him in as mayor!!!

What should I do???

posted on Aug, 24 2010 @ 02:06 AM
reply to post by nick_napalm

Pretty simple solution. Have your friend on the mainland build his commune and grow a group of like minded followers. Have they slave day, noon and night to dig a man-made lake in the center of Oklahoma. The larger the better. Have it built around a good chunk of land, let's say about an acre and a half. This will be your new home away from home, and Isle Pirate-ville. The lake, when completed, should be formidable to prevent any sea invasion. Since Oklahoma does not have a coast guard or some form of navy besides fishing boats, I'd say you may only need about a mile around at all sides.

Your friend can then steal his yachts and scheme away, cruising around the 1 mile man-made lake while your other friend and his follows vote him into office as not just mayor, but PRESIDENT of their new island paradise. To make extra revenue for your island imports, tourists will come visit from all across the country. For a small nominal fee, you can provide yacht rides, bed and breakfast accommodations, and other tourist trappings to nickel and dime them out of their US dollars.

posted on Aug, 24 2010 @ 01:55 PM
reply to post by WolfofWar


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