posted on Aug, 24 2010 @ 12:18 AM
Let me help you with your problems.
What you may not know is that I actually was given by somebody at one point a doctorate in something, I swear. That makes me qualified to help you in
any of your life problems. After all, if a talk radio host is qualified to solve your issues, certainly the Peace Puppy should be, if anything,
So bring me your problems, any of them. School, your future, your relationships, your moral issues, your psychological issues.
Let me help you.
Because I'm a doctor.