Jokes for blondes

I'll start and mean no offense just humor:

Why did they find a dead blonde in the closet?

She was the winner of last years hide and go seek contest!

Another:

A blonde walks into a barber shop wearing headphones to get her hair cut. She tells the barber to please leave her headphones alone and make sure he didn't knock them off, the barber agrees and cut's her hair. A week later the same blonde walks into the barber shop still wearing her headphones for a haircut and once again asked the barber to please leave her headphones alone. The barber again agrees and cuts the womans hair. Another week later the same blonde returns for another haircut and again wearing the headphones. The blonde gives the barber the same information as before to please don't touch her headphones. The barber agrees and starts cutting her hair when he accidently knocks of the blondes headphones. A few seconds later the blonde falls out of the chair and passes out. The barber amazed picks the headphones up to his ears and hears....breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out.