can't believe i got sucked into reading about this little twerp. lol
and, he is "friends" with tom cruise?!?
yea, he's definitely screwed/messed up..
poor 'lil guy.
T.Cruise: So, new, young little "rock star"....
Youre makin big bucks now eh?
J.Bieber: yeah man, Im RICH!
T.Cruise: So, you ever hear of scientology?
Bieber: nah, whats that?
Cruise: Oh, it is a "new religion" AKA a CULT~
but it's only for rich people, you want in?
Bieber: What do I gotta do?
Cruise: ohh not much, just give us all of your earnings, tell us every little detail about everything that has ever gone on in your life, all your
deepest darkest secrets (except "our little secret", buddy), but, the most important thing for you to do is just give us your money, and recruit
other rich kids, ok?
Bieber: Cool! I'm down!
So like, ill be safe from them aliens you guys talk about now right?
Cruise: ohh yeah, long as you wire your funds directly to the "church" you're 'safe'.
Bieber: sign me up!
but wait..., Tom, why are you trying to get my shirt off?