posted on Oct, 31 2010 @ 11:25 PM
How can you all be so bloody evil? What gives Americans the right to go in and take over a country just because they think they need more land? Sure,
Mexicans have it rough down there, but surely it's not going to help them out by removing their country from the face of the Earth and making it part
of the U.S. All the years they've been there... for what? So the great and powerful U.S.A. can come in and destroy the place? I can't believe how
sadistic some of you are. Besides, it would only bring problems, HUGE civil war, Mexicans vs U.S.A. Plus the drug cartels would cause some serious
damage, and then, in the eyes of the world, your the biggest assholes on the planet. Grats. And somebody mentioned invading CANADA??? Wtf have they
done? They are you're biggest trading partner and your greatest ally, and from what I see on this forum, people couldn't care less. And also...
remember the last time you tried that... you were kicked out, and your White House was burnt to the ground. The Canadians (or Brits if you want to
call them. Canada wasn't officially a country yet at the time, but they were Canadian ancestors) didn't have much troops left to defend the place.
Everyone was fighting a war against Napoleon at the time... And you still got your asses kicked. And I'm sure history will repeat itself if you try
again. Why? Heres a list of reasons why this would most likely be a terrible idea. I'm not saying 100% of it would happen, but it is very possible.
So here you go, 10 reasons why this would be just another epic fail like 1812 and Vietnam... and 2 fake reasons that are just meant as jokes. It's
not that I hate you guys, it's the ignorant, arrogant, retards who think they can rule the world because they have a ton of bombs, and seem to have
the understanding that no life exists beyond their happy little bubble, except for a bunch of land to take and places to blow up when they're mad.
This attitude, my friends, will be the end of the United States of America as we know it. Think it's funny? What's the worlds population at...
nearing 10 billion I'm sure... vs ... 300 million. Still think there's some kind of chance? Well then you are a complete idiot...
#1. Obviously the fight wouldn't be taken to the prairies, they'd do as much fighting as they could in the rockies, and the Americans don't really
have a great history with those kind of conditions. Example: Vietnam.
#2. Canadian troops are one of the best, if not THE best trained soldiers in the world. The Americans may have a big army and great technology, but
their training...in all honesty... kinda sucks. Example: Vimy Ridge. The Brits couldn't take it, the French couldn't take it, the AMERICANS
couldn't take it, then the Canadians marched in there alone and conquered it in 3 days, which broke the border into Germany. Another example: Have
the Americans ever won a war game against them? Sure as hell doesn't seem like it.
#3. Nobody would help the U.S, everybody would be rushing over to burn America to the ground. Need proof? Example: Canada is part of the British
Commonwealth. That alone could give anyone a serious ass kicking. 30% of the worlds population. Right there. Another example: You think NATO is going
to stand aside while one of it's members attacks another? No. Every other country is going to, again, come kick the ass of the aggressor. If I
remember correctly... what is that? 26 nations?...27?...28?
Another example: You think Russia is going to pass up a chance like this to bomb the U.S. to glass? lol. Sure, they have financial issues right now,
but they aren't going to watch as the U.S. is destroyed, they're going to join in.
Another example: China sure as hell seems to like Canada more than the U.S., plus the U.S. owes them trillions, they're getting pretty pissed.
Another thing: I'm sure more countries than that are probably going to help out. And who will help the U.S.? Hmmm... let me think... hows your
relations with Mexico?...
#4. The middle-east and a crap load of terrorists aren't going to pass up this opportunity. First chance they get, they're going to come singing and
dancing right up to major U.S. cities, strapping bombs to their chests and blowing up anything the looks big and important. Like the White House
(assuming the Canadians didn't get their already and let history repeat itself. kumbaya...)
#5. McDonalds. Yeah, they're actually a factor. Why? Well what has it hit now... 85% of the American population overweight? Obviously they're going
to be drafting, and if 85% of the population can't run 50 yards without having a heart attack, your sooooooo screwed.
#6. The people that were against it from the start, or the ones that have finally seen the consequences to their actions, could quite possible
retaliate against their own nation. Not everybody is going to want to attack their GREATEST ALLY, and there would most likely be some kind of tiny
civil wars brewing up all over the country, eating the U.S. from the inside out. And a lot of soldiers would desert, not wanting to fight all their
allies, or because they would crap their pants and run (I don't mean this to insult your soldiers, I'm just saying that there will always be some
that will chicken out when it comes to almost certain death).
#7. This is kind of a funny one... but honestly, if this happened, I know I would grab a gun and prepare for attack, if I couldn't join the military
for some reason...... Canadian farmers in the prairies are usually taught how to operate firearms around the age of six, and no I don't mean
paintball and pellet guns... Any farmer worth their own weight can shoot a gopher in the eye from at the very LEAST 50 yards away. Trust me, some of
us are basically snipers in dusty clothes... If they can't fight as a soldier, they're going to fight any way they can, and will shoot anything that
moves. No offence, but I don't know anybody that would rather live and American than die a Canadian.
#8. The U.S. is far enough in an economic hole as it is. Yet, they keep borrowing trillions from China that they never pay back, and buy resources
from Canada that they use to pollute the rest of the world (No offense...but it's kinda true). They can't fund a war like this... what are they
gonna do? Ask China for more money? Hu Jintao will personally walk over and shoot Obama in the forehead...
#9. 65% of U.S. oil is supplied by Canada. Canada also supplies tons of other resources that the U.S. can't live without. Canada could would
obviously cut off all of the U.S. resources and take it for itself.
#10. Your government (I think we can all agree on this one) is made up of some of the most idiotic people in your country it would seem. Not to
mention your American version of Hitler... come on, BUSH?!?! Are you serious? Need I say it again? BUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSHHHH!?!?!!? But yes I know he no
longer runs the country... thank god.
And now the joke ones... Really not that funny but... meh. I am serious about the consequences, but I dont seriously want any of this to happen. And
if any of you do, then I think the Taliban and Al Quada are hiring some truck drivers. Ring 'em up.
#11. Maybe some people will fight harder, because of hatred for the terrible rap and pop music coming from the States? (Kidding... I myself just hate
it though... but, then again, we did unleash Celine Dion and Justin Bieber upon the world, thats enough to bring a nation to it's knees alone, isn't
#12. We have canadian bacon (NO ITS NOT THE SAME AS HAM), the majestic moose, hockey players, maple syrup, and beavers. Do not mess with any of
them... or we'll have to tell Bieber to release another album... *shudders*
Seriously though, if you think its right just to walk in and start capturing any country you want, killing millions, and destroying the lives of
everyone who were once thought your allies, then you are no better than Hitler himself. Honestly. What do you think WW2 was about? Look what happened
to Germany, the Soviets marched in, destroyed the entire country, killed every German they found, raped every woman they saw, and then planted their
flag on top of the Reichstag. Some Americans are becoming exactly what their soldiers fought and DIED for during those years. Is this what they would
have wanted? To have their sons and daughters end up as tyrants, taking other nations as they see fit, killing anyone they damn well please, and
destroying the lives of millions and millions of people to feed their hunger for domination? DON'T tell me you didn't plan to hurt anyone. That is
not how this would end. And DON'T tell me your right in thinking that taking over an innocent country is "A great idea". It will only result in
pain, suffering, death, and you inevitable defeat. And what will be left of your "American Empire?" It will quite possibly receive the same fate as
the "superpowers" before it, the Germans being the lucky exception. Gone. A story taught in history class...
I am sorry for being so aggressive on you, but people have to wake up. I know not all Americans are like that, and I truly think most of you are
great, friendly neighbors. But the power is going to everyone's heads, and we all know what good that all does in the end.