Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones

Yesterday, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive.

heres the full list, after one hour the men:
1 ) argued over nothing.
2 ) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3 ) Gained weight.
4 ) Talked excessively without making sense.
5 ) Became overly emotional.
6 ) Couldn't drive.
7 ) Failed to think rationally
8 ) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary

Source

(too much doom and gloom here on ATS, its not good for the human brain)

[edit on 11/8/2010 by RizeorDie]

[edit on 11/8/2010 by RizeorDie]

MOD EDIT: WAS TAKEN FROM A JOKE WEBSITE.
www.funny.com...
Moving to BTS

[edit on 11-8-2010 by burdman30ott6]

hahaha... clever


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Oh and don't forget the larger breasts!

This was the funniest story of the day, thank you for the smiles and laughs!


To frozenspark: Very clever indeed.

Hmm I can't get the source link to work...not that it matters! Hehe

[edit on 11-8-2010 by muzzleflash]

hahaha,

well, I dont drink any alcohol, period.

But that would explain whats up with some people I know that do.

9) woke up with yeast infection

hops ...yeast...nevermind

Now it is all making sense. This Study would explain the man boobs after 4 years of malt liquor. I'm turning into a woman!!!! I really need to switch to vodka and whiskey. And I'm serious.

Originally posted by muzzleflash

Hmm I can't get the source link to work...not that it matters! Hehe

[edit on 11-8-2010 by muzzleflash]

ah yes i didnt insert anything there so its not meant to work anyway

edit: link fixed

[edit on 11/8/2010 by RizeorDie]

Thanks! I needed a laugh.

Can you fix the link? Thanks for posting! I think this is hilarious, as I haven't had a beer in years.

For those wanting a direct link: www.buzzle.com...

Obviously found very easily through google.

[edit on 11-8-2010 by SinkingSun]

When I saw this was from the "National University of Lesotho scientists" - I immediately knew it had to be a skit! Nice one OP

It does increase estrogen levels in men (that is actually true), though whether this is an overall bad thing.............. *shrugs*

[edit on 11/8/10 by ghostsoldier]

Wow. I guess you don't have a girlfriend?

haha, I can see it

man boobs too!