Canadians are a mixed bunch of people. Produced by the great Murderous British Empire Canadian have struggled impose their own Identity for the rest
of the world to see.
Canada has copied American lifestyle in a munber of ways. They have their streets set out in Blocks (like the Americans) so all streets and roads are
straight so they dont get lost and so its easy to find their way around. Simplistic and very American.
There is a widely contested debate as to whether the Mullet was invented in America but it is largely believed to of been invented in Canada. Again
the cultural similarities caused a big controversy here.
Canada's national sport is Ice Hockey (they invented) and are the only country that really plays it. Just like America Invented Gridiron they too are
the only ones who play that. Oh no thats right. the Canadians have their own mini league called CFL. A game similar and just as boring as the bigger
American NFL. Why its called football is a mystery to the rest of the world as they use their hands which requires 70% less brain usage as it does to
play proper Football with the FEET (pronounced Soc-cor in the US and Canada).
Canada is ten percent french having lost out some of their land to the French but not the real french. These are Canadian french and can often been
seen wearing lumberjack shirts in Quebec (a province that wants to dissolve its relationship with Canada and become its own country.)
So again there is mixed Identity issues within Canada between Canadians or Canucks as they like to be called in Vancouver where they wear oversized
hockey jockey shirts to GM place and watch their team play a mind numbingly boring game on a rink about two foot in length.
Most of the world refer to Canada as little America and that is also backed by the fact that they call their currency the Dollar like America instead
of the Pound like the British. However they still worship the British Queen in their spare time as denoted by the use of the queens head on their CDN
$.
Canadians Like to Kill seals in their spare time to which the rest of the world dislikes and this years numbers where a mere 67,000 in June compared
to 275000 in 2008. Its a shame that the Canadian Armed force are not as good as the seal clubbers in terms of killing.
Canada seems to be around 5 years or so behind America in terms of culture and living standards and often use American standards as their marker. The
only thing canada seems to be more advanced than America is there acceptance of Homosexuals to which they have the largest per capita in the world.
You only have to walk up and down Davie street in Vancouver to realize that most Canadian Men are Homosexual and it is accepted freely with out
prejudice as can be seen by the amount of males walking around with dogs the size of rats on pink leads wearing silver speedos in the summer.
Canada's cable channels are predominantly American even though most American films are filmed in Vancouver BC. Again the over lap is clear.
Candians have a bad reputation around the world for their famous child sex tourists and there record is one of the worst in the world ironically
jumping above the US by two places (finally they beat the yanks at something).
Canadas Sex tourists
I do think that outside Canada, Canadian are very insecure about their identity as their education system is pretty appalling. They are taught very
little about world issues and there education system is set for students to succeed in Canada only. Like America not many canadians can pick out
Budapest on a map or know that most of the IRA's weapons were supplied by America.
I think that Canadians are lacking a sense of who they are in the world. America has accomplished so much in a short space of time as a country but we
can not say the same for Canada...YET!!
[edit on 11-8-2010 by sassyncute]




, feels good to get that one off my chest.