Activist Gays! God wants in.

I thought I should post this here.
I've had it for a while, but was way
uneasy about posting it. Some of my
friends growing up were homophobes so
I was always worried about if they found out
that I had posted this old telegraph. It was post
dated and I've had it for about twelve years. MODS
please move this post directly to the [HOAX] file thanks.


David Grouchy




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DISPATCH

August 1st, 2010

STOP

I was never against homosexuality. Sodom and gomorrah were full of gang rapist. Something even the Gay Community doesn't tolerate. If you think otherwise read it again. I mean I made skin skin, and David Bowie was just hot. What? I would cut his hair. God.

FULL STOP
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er.. so is this your coming out of the closet party or is there some other reason you post an obvious hoax?

I don't get it. other than you tried to use a cute way to get your point across. I don't buy it.

Besides, I don't read anything in the bible account of Sodom and Gomorrah about gang rapists.

As long as you insist on speaking about what is said in the bible (and that is your only source for Sodom and Gomorrah), I remind you what the book (God) does say on the subject.

( I'll just post this on behalf of all the Christians and get it over with so your thread don't have to be spammed with it all day)

Question: "What does the Bible say about homosexuality?

Answer: The Bible consistently tells us that homosexual activity is a sin (Genesis 19:1-13; Leviticus 18:22; 20:13; Romans 1:26-27; 1 Corinthians 6:9). Romans 1:26-27 teaches specifically that homosexuality is a result of denying and disobeying God. When people continue in sin and unbelief, God “gives them over” to even more wicked and depraved sin in order to show them the futility and hopelessness of life apart from God. 1 Corinthians 6:9 proclaims that homosexual “offenders” will not inherit the kingdom of God.

God does not create a person with homosexual desires. The Bible tells us that people become homosexuals because of sin (Romans 1:24-27) and ultimately because of their own choice. A person may be born with a greater susceptibility to homosexuality, just as some people are born with a tendency to violence and other sins. That does not excuse the person’s choosing to sin by giving in to sinful desires. If a person is born with a greater susceptibility to anger/rage, does that make it right for him to give into those desires? Of course not! The same is true with homosexuality.

www.gotquestions.org...

You may disagree with that, but you asked for it. Next time don't bring up biblical references to God and homosexuality and you won't get a lecture.




[edit on 10-8-2010 by JohnPhoenix]

Wow, you got a telegraph from God 12 years ago? Western Union?

I just received an e-mail from [email protected],
he' seems to think I need Viagra, and say he knows a really good
place to buy from.

I have so many questions for him but every time I try to e-mailing
they come back with an error. I guess that is understandable,
he IS GOD after all, and really busy

Could you tell him to hit me up on my Blackberry or FaceBook page?
I'd give you the address but I'm sure he already knows it.

All that stuff you quoted. Heh. It doesn't parse right, not according to the memo I got. Is that stuff taken out of context?


David Grouchy