Eight Foreign Doctors Executed by Taliban

The Major salutes the innovative approach to healthcare reform instituted by the brain trust that is the Taliban. Only a progressive and forward thinking organization would solve the inequities of the current system by eliminating the providers; think of the savings involved.

The Major would love to see what these social stalwarts would do to improve the economy. Oh, wait the Major has. They grow poppy for the sale and distribution of heroin. Move over Barack Hussein Obama, you don't have Christian's chance in Mecca of holding a candle to these guys.

Dismissed.