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WTF! Panda Porn?

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posted on Jun, 18 2004 @ 01:02 AM
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www.unknowncountry.com...
The Chinese know how to get sexually shy pandas to mate in captivityshow them panda pornography. The project has been a success: Hua Mei is finally pregnant. Zookeepers are worried that pandas may die out because it's so hard to get them interested in sex.

Hua Mei was born to two zoo pandas on loan from the San Diego zoo, and is the first foreign-born panda to be returned to China, where pandas originated. Ever since she's come home to the Wolong Giant Panda Protection Center, she's been shown videos of pandas mating as an incentive to do so herself. As humans know, this kind of inspiration often works.


Sex films help panda get pregnant

[Edited on 18-6-2004 by Ocelot]




posted on Jun, 18 2004 @ 01:05 AM
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WHOA!!! That gets me hot...[grabs lotion]






[Edited on 18-6-2004 by dreamlandmafia]



posted on Jun, 18 2004 @ 01:06 AM
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hahaha, interesting stuff to see how porn for pandas basically has the same effect as human porn has.

Wonder if they've got kinky panda porn
:LOL:

hahaha, great to see it's working for them, though.



posted on Jun, 18 2004 @ 01:07 AM
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Originally posted by dreamlandmafia
WHOA!!! That gets me hot...






LMAO! Yeah nothing gets me in the mood more than watching two pandas get it on!


I wonder if they have all types of panda porn? Like pandas with toys, girl on girl action? kinky sh!t like that.

Ok now that was weird.

*goes and takes a shower*



posted on Jun, 18 2004 @ 01:08 AM
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Originally posted by Ocelot
I wonder if they have all types of panda porn? Like pandas with toys, girl on girl action? kinky sh!t like that.


Panda on Human O_o



posted on Jun, 18 2004 @ 01:09 AM
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Originally posted by dreamlandmafia

Panda on Human O_o


EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!



posted on Jun, 18 2004 @ 01:10 AM
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Just Look at this SEXY BEAST Chewing on a stick!!




Come on...... you know you like it.



posted on Jun, 18 2004 @ 01:13 AM
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Originally posted by Ocelot
Just Look at this SEXY BEAST Chewing on a stick!!




Come on...... you know you like it.


She needs to learn some new moves....Im gettin so horny tho....


Panda Style...


Edit...all purely a joke....riiiight


[Edited on 18-6-2004 by dreamlandmafia]



posted on Jun, 18 2004 @ 01:17 AM
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Originally posted by dreamlandmafia
She needs to learn some new moves....Im gettin so horny tho....


Panda Style...


Edit...all purely a joke....riiiight




Awwww come on that chewing on a bamboo stick is classic.



posted on Jun, 18 2004 @ 01:22 AM
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Wouldnt that kinda hurt the bamboo tho?? being chewed on and all??





[Edited on 18-6-2004 by dreamlandmafia]



posted on Jun, 18 2004 @ 01:26 AM
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Originally posted by dreamlandmafia
Wouldnt that kinda hurt the bamboo tho?? being chewed on and all??






Not if the panda is being gentle.

Ok dont ask me how I know that.



posted on Jun, 18 2004 @ 09:33 AM
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Originally posted by Ocelot
Just Look at this SEXY BEAST Chewing on a stick!!




Come on...... you know you like it.


OMG... Dude, Ocelot, you're gonna get me fired, I almost spilled my coffee on my screen and keyboard ! That was goddamn hilarious... but kinda disturbing at the same time lol...

*slowly backs out of thread...*



posted on Jun, 18 2004 @ 02:47 PM
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W...T...F??
I never knew there was a market for panda porn



posted on Jun, 18 2004 @ 03:09 PM
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Well, then how do you explain this: www.furnitureporn.com



posted on Jun, 18 2004 @ 05:11 PM
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Originally posted by Jonna
Well, then how do you explain this: www.furnitureporn.com


Ok now that is just weird and messed up.



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