I'll be learning Arabic,

Just in case the Terrorists win the war.
Does anyone have a source for some "books on tape"?

borders.com, thats all i know. hell join the army or air force, theyll teach ya for free.

Well, I don't agree with your reasoning.... A better reason might be so that you can see the "other" side of things... A better investment might be a paid online translator service (I've never located a free Arabic one) to do this.

You could always use this phrase...

"Inta Mayta Mus Yahoodi Zub!"

It's basically about his mother and Jewish anatomy....enjoy!