posted on Jul, 24 2010 @ 06:58 AM
So I nearly pooped myself just now. Here's what happened.
My garage has a LOT of spiders in it, especially in the summer. Now I'm not a heavy duty arachnophobe, so I leave the spiders alone, and they leave
me alone. However, recently they've decided to move underneath my dryer, so now doing laundry has become a game of: DON'T DROP ANY CLOTHES EVER.
Usually this works out alright, but tonight I left my laundry basket out in the garage... right next to the dryer.
So I, put on a nice new pair of boxers and a clean shirt and head to bed. Right before I lie down on my bed my lower abdomen near the groin area
starts itching like crazy. I'm glad I didn't scratch at it...
I pulled down my boxers, and lo and behold! A black spider, about as fat as my thumb, was sitting on the tip of my u know what. I yelled and tried to
shake my thingy to get it off. The spider fell off, but left a long WEB TRAIL onto my willy head and bungee style and started swinging towards me.
At this point I had it; I threw off my boxers and ran out of my room, and then ran into my dad, who was pissed about all of the noise I'd been making
at 3:30 in the morning. I'm of course naked, so now my dad thinks that he caught me masturbating so he just looks at me, disappointed, and goes back
Not sure but I think the spider was kind of similar to this one. I dont know how to feel or what to feel now. It feels so bad.