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Originally posted by EnkiCarbone
I used to answer the door naked and ask them if they were "here for the orgy".
Originally posted by dreamwalker74
Ok, for those of you, who are not Mormons, Jehova's Witnesses, or any onther sect, that wants to you to sit and pray with them. You may find this less offensive.
About 10 years ago, I bought a "grey alien" Haloween mask. Its pretty cool. Its got the transparent giant black eyes, the whole bit is pretty convincing. I now keep this mask in the hallway on a hook. When the "I will convert you" Religious minions, show up at my door, I no longer send them away. I invite them inside, put on the mask, Invite them to sit on the couch, and let them tell their story. I say very little, I nod ocassioanally. Not once has any single one of them mentioned the mask. It's a truly fun experiment, and I now look forward to those people showing up.
I know, I'm bad. But if I die without having some fun, I will be truly dissapointed.
Originally posted by bkaust
What happens when one day, one of them takes you up on that offer!
Originally posted by Mike Stivic
If anything this should be in the hoax forum no?
I fail to see how this is a conspiracy or worthy of ATS.