I will be in control of all of you in 2 years

reply to post by dbloch7986


If you find a post like this, and believe they are serious, please forward it to me. I need as much entertainment as I can get.

reply to post by dreamwalker74


Why join the system

I AM GOD

YOU ARE MY PEOPLE

I KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR YOU

YOU WILL FOLLOW ME

YOU WILL KILL ON MY BEHALF

YOU WILL FORSAKE ALL OTHER GODS

YOU WILL NOT HAVE YOUR OWN FREEWILL

YOU WILL BE MY CHILDREN

now brush your teeth and go to bed



[edit on 21-7-2010 by plube]

reply to post by plube


Ok, you topped me. Why the h$% didn't I think about that? Far faster!

reply to post by plube


Though don't let any serious politicians see your reply! World cult leader would be far more profitable.

reply to post by plube



[edit on 21-7-2010 by dreamwalker74]

You would never be in control. Simply a pawn. For God's sake, even the POTUS can't control this nation.

Originally posted by plube
reply to post by dreamwalker74

 

Why join the system

I AM GOD

YOU ARE MY PEOPLE

I KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR YOU

YOU WILL FOLLOW ME

YOU WILL KILL ON MY BEHALF

YOU WILL FORSAKE ALL OTHER GODS

YOU WILL NOT HAVE YOUR OWN FREEWILL

YOU WILL BE MY CHILDREN

now brush your teeth and go to bed

[edit on 21-7-2010 by plube]

Sorry dreamwalker74, you have been beaten at your own game.

Do I still get steak ?

reply to post by State of Mind


Who said I was going to stop at "this Nation"?

reply to post by Not of this Earth


Damn straight! I even have a medditeranian rub for Porterhouses, you just have to try.

Now. Back to my evil plans.

I hear that gods require sidekicks....oooops...i mean desciples...

opens up the interview room...

please don not apply if you have

a conscience
a high moral compass
a need to be the powerful
a hidden desire to talk to satan
a wife or partner or other(always wanted to put other in there)
a social desire to do good
a foot fetish
a god fetish
heck any fetishes

i need a fisherman
a boat builder
a child killer
a jesuit priest
a judahs

mormons need not apply
or anyone whose name ends in smith,bush,chaney

all other will undergo a strip search

and cannot have a fear of water

but wine is ok

Cheers

GOD

reply to post by plube


Alright man you officially beat me, so I am applying. "Though I will NOT swear to it when it comes to the foot thing!

reply to post by plube


plube

I ain't applying.............. Oh mormons I thought it said Morons !!

reply to post by dreamwalker74


I would advise you to re-think as I'm so much more than you, you're just like all the other little worthless ants who will have to pay for their crimes in the afterlife. There is NO! hiding place in the astral....money is worthless and earthly power means nothing after you die, the evil will pay for their collective sins. I am bound by nothing and no-one, my rage will echo through the dimensions...You have been warned.........

reply to post by strangleholder1



COOL! What book are you reading? Will you share? Or even just send me copies of a few chapters? I know I'd be a better person, or worse, ah, what's the difference?

reply to post by PurpleDog UK


Come on PurpleDog Uk, you know we could pull this off. Eat and live like kings, while giving up our souls. Still, apply. Just lie on the application, like everyone else does.

Originally posted by Not of this Earth
reply to post by dreamwalker74

 

That's hilarious.

The fact that it made people angry makes it that much more funny

No its scary. And a lot of people on ATS have posted they are trigger happy.
I'm spending the next three years drunk. Where's my lunch?
But in all seriousness, these sarcasm posts can't be doing good to people who are really paranoid about such things. But it does provide the opportunity to point out to people to stop the knee jerk reactions and think first.

reply to post by dreamwalker74


Hi,

Any thread that starts with 'I' usually has on OP with infantile delusions and a misconcept of life....

Hope all gets better.

Peace!

reply to post by DaWhiz


There are people out there who will read "Alice in Wonderland", and determine that wild mushrooms are the only true way to safety and enlightenment. At that point they will try to determine who is the true "Queen of Hearts" so that they can find and kill her. Limiting speech, based on the fears and insanity of others, is not only wrong, it adds to the paranoia. Be yourself. Speak what ever you want. Don't worry about the mentally unhinged, they will continue to be that way with or without you.

You know that it is post like this that make things a little less stressful

and if you read the fine print you would understand exactly what we are saying is very serious,,,
but we sometimes need to take a lighthearted look at things that go on in life to get to the points of how we are being control...
and i must thank dreamwalker for starting this thread.

keep up the good work

now where were we...


OH YESSSSSSSSSS

you my son are hired

reply to post by The Wave


Did you get past "I", or is that where you stop every time? I know the following words will be far larger but I'm sure, given time, you can phonetically work them out, and respond to the thread as a whole.