It looks like you're using an Ad Blocker.

Please white-list or disable AboveTopSecret.com in your ad-blocking tool.

Thank you.

 

Some features of ATS will be disabled while you continue to use an ad-blocker.

 

I will be in control of all of you in 2 years

page: 6
14
<< 3  4  5    7  8  9 >>

log in

join
share:

posted on Jul, 21 2010 @ 12:28 PM
link   
reply to post by dbloch7986
 


If you find a post like this, and believe they are serious, please forward it to me. I need as much entertainment as I can get.




posted on Jul, 21 2010 @ 12:34 PM
link   
reply to post by dreamwalker74
 


Why join the system

I AM GOD

YOU ARE MY PEOPLE

I KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR YOU

YOU WILL FOLLOW ME

YOU WILL KILL ON MY BEHALF

YOU WILL FORSAKE ALL OTHER GODS

YOU WILL NOT HAVE YOUR OWN FREEWILL

YOU WILL BE MY CHILDREN

now brush your teeth and go to bed



[edit on 21-7-2010 by plube]



posted on Jul, 21 2010 @ 12:38 PM
link   
reply to post by plube
 


Ok, you topped me. Why the h$% didn't I think about that? Far faster!



posted on Jul, 21 2010 @ 12:54 PM
link   
reply to post by plube
 


Though don't let any serious politicians see your reply! World cult leader would be far more profitable.




posted on Jul, 21 2010 @ 12:54 PM
link   
reply to post by plube
 



[edit on 21-7-2010 by dreamwalker74]



posted on Jul, 21 2010 @ 12:59 PM
link   
You would never be in control. Simply a pawn. For God's sake, even the POTUS can't control this nation.



posted on Jul, 21 2010 @ 01:01 PM
link   

Originally posted by plube
reply to post by dreamwalker74
 


Why join the system

I AM GOD

YOU ARE MY PEOPLE

I KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR YOU

YOU WILL FOLLOW ME

YOU WILL KILL ON MY BEHALF

YOU WILL FORSAKE ALL OTHER GODS

YOU WILL NOT HAVE YOUR OWN FREEWILL

YOU WILL BE MY CHILDREN

now brush your teeth and go to bed

[edit on 21-7-2010 by plube]



Sorry dreamwalker74, you have been beaten at your own game.


Do I still get steak ?



posted on Jul, 21 2010 @ 01:02 PM
link   
reply to post by State of Mind
 


Who said I was going to stop at "this Nation"?



posted on Jul, 21 2010 @ 01:04 PM
link   
reply to post by Not of this Earth
 


Damn straight! I even have a medditeranian rub for Porterhouses, you just have to try.

Now. Back to my evil plans.



posted on Jul, 21 2010 @ 01:17 PM
link   
I hear that gods require sidekicks....oooops...i mean desciples...

opens up the interview room...

please don not apply if you have

a conscience
a high moral compass
a need to be the powerful
a hidden desire to talk to satan
a wife or partner or other(always wanted to put other in there)
a social desire to do good
a foot fetish
a god fetish
heck any fetishes

i need a fisherman
a boat builder
a child killer
a jesuit priest
a judahs

mormons need not apply
or anyone whose name ends in smith,bush,chaney

all other will undergo a strip search

and cannot have a fear of water

but wine is ok

Cheers

GOD



posted on Jul, 21 2010 @ 01:48 PM
link   
reply to post by plube
 


Alright man you officially beat me, so I am applying. "Though I will NOT swear to it when it comes to the foot thing!




posted on Jul, 21 2010 @ 01:49 PM
link   
reply to post by plube
 


plube

I ain't applying.............. Oh mormons I thought it said Morons !!



posted on Jul, 21 2010 @ 01:54 PM
link   
reply to post by dreamwalker74
 


I would advise you to re-think as I'm so much more than you, you're just like all the other little worthless ants who will have to pay for their crimes in the afterlife. There is NO! hiding place in the astral....money is worthless and earthly power means nothing after you die, the evil will pay for their collective sins. I am bound by nothing and no-one, my rage will echo through the dimensions...You have been warned.........



posted on Jul, 21 2010 @ 01:58 PM
link   
reply to post by strangleholder1
 



COOL! What book are you reading? Will you share? Or even just send me copies of a few chapters? I know I'd be a better person, or worse, ah, what's the difference?



posted on Jul, 21 2010 @ 02:07 PM
link   
reply to post by PurpleDog UK
 


Come on PurpleDog Uk, you know we could pull this off. Eat and live like kings, while giving up our souls. Still, apply. Just lie on the application, like everyone else does.



posted on Jul, 21 2010 @ 02:11 PM
link   

Originally posted by Not of this Earth
reply to post by dreamwalker74
 


That's hilarious.


The fact that it made people angry makes it that much more funny


No its scary. And a lot of people on ATS have posted they are trigger happy.
I'm spending the next three years drunk. Where's my lunch?
But in all seriousness, these sarcasm posts can't be doing good to people who are really paranoid about such things. But it does provide the opportunity to point out to people to stop the knee jerk reactions and think first.



posted on Jul, 21 2010 @ 02:14 PM
link   
reply to post by dreamwalker74
 


Hi,

Any thread that starts with 'I' usually has on OP with infantile delusions and a misconcept of life....

Hope all gets better.

Peace!



posted on Jul, 21 2010 @ 02:18 PM
link   
reply to post by DaWhiz
 


There are people out there who will read "Alice in Wonderland", and determine that wild mushrooms are the only true way to safety and enlightenment. At that point they will try to determine who is the true "Queen of Hearts" so that they can find and kill her. Limiting speech, based on the fears and insanity of others, is not only wrong, it adds to the paranoia. Be yourself. Speak what ever you want. Don't worry about the mentally unhinged, they will continue to be that way with or without you.



posted on Jul, 21 2010 @ 02:21 PM
link   
You know that it is post like this that make things a little less stressful

and if you read the fine print you would understand exactly what we are saying is very serious,,,
but we sometimes need to take a lighthearted look at things that go on in life to get to the points of how we are being control...
and i must thank dreamwalker for starting this thread.

keep up the good work

now where were we...


OH YESSSSSSSSSS

you my son are hired



posted on Jul, 21 2010 @ 02:22 PM
link   
reply to post by The Wave
 


Did you get past "I", or is that where you stop every time? I know the following words will be far larger but I'm sure, given time, you can phonetically work them out, and respond to the thread as a whole.



new topics

top topics



 
14
<< 3  4  5    7  8  9 >>

log in

join