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The Fartiste - A flatulent experience

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posted on Jun, 16 2004 @ 09:28 PM
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ok, I know.....just thought this was too funny and besides, I guess
it's wonderous in its own way..in a medical/hidden bodily function sense...

** WARNING: FARTS **

Joseph Pujol - the Fartiste

France 1860
Le Petomane performed some imitations, using the simple, honest format
of announcing and then demonstrating. He displayed his wide sonic range
with tenor, baritone, and bass fart sounds. He imitated the farts of a
little girl, a mother-in-law, a bride on her wedding night (tiny), the same
bride the day after (loud), and a mason (dry-- "no cement"). He imitated
thunder, cannons ("Gunners stand by your guns! Ready-- fire!!"), and even
the sound of a dressmaker tearing two yards of calico (a full 10-second
rip). After the imitations, Le Petomane popped backstage to put one end of
a yard-long rubber tube into his anus. He returned and smoked a cigarette
from this tube, after which he used it to play a couple of tunes on a song
flute. For his finale he removed the rubber tube, blew out some of the
gas-jet footlights from a safe distance away, and then led the audience in
a rousing sing- along.



He also performed at Moulin Rouge in Paris


all you need to know
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a flick was even made
imdb.com...



[edit on 16-6-2004 by quadricle]




posted on Jun, 16 2004 @ 11:25 PM
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And why haven't you made this superhero your avatar yet?

I'm jealous.


Love the pic. Love the story.

Medical issue? I suppose we could discuss the medical ramifications.



posted on Jun, 17 2004 @ 12:08 AM
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his superhero name would be ASSMAN!



posted on Jun, 17 2004 @ 06:30 AM
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Originally posted by RANT
And why haven't you made this superhero your avatar yet?


good question



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