Originally posted by oddtodd
Way aboved you 2 days ago , before the slap , but after wathing the heated thread against certain "mod inconsistencies" (sp?) Thought you backed
your oppinion up very well . A day later and look what you did .....*scolds doe eyed braker of the china plate* waste my praise will ya....
Heehee. Check your U2U
OK, so we have to stay on topic here.
I had been thinking about all that has been said here and I thought that I would sleep on it. When I woke I had an epiphany, a revelation if you
will.
I couldn't believe it at the time. I was so excited and I had to call my friends and tell them.
It was very early in the morning and most of my friends sleep late. So after being cursed a few times I finally got one of them to talk to me. But to
my surprise she had wonderful news of a big promotion at her job. She just kept on and on and on about it. I was trying to tell her that my thing was
more important, but at that time she got 'call-waiting' and then she never came back to the line.
So I went out in search of anyone who would listen to my revelation. I finally found a homeless man and began to tell him of what I had discovered.
But as soon as I started to speak, he vomited on my shoes. I had to go home and replace my shoes immediately.
I get home and my Mom comes over. Mom always listens to me, if even she doesn't hear me, she pretends to. So I say "Mommy, mommy, I have something
to tell you......". And then to my dismay, I had forgotten my epiphany. It just completely left me. I told my dog, but of course Pooper can not relay
back to me what I told her. She probably does remember though.
Now I am tortured once again. I have sat here all morning trying to remember, but I can not.
Now, where are my darned car keys?
Nutzo