Jailed Illegal Immigrant Gets Taxpayer Funded Penis Pump

This was too good to pass up! Wonder if this'll be a standard option under ObamaCare?

County attorney rails against illegal immigration

A man in the country illegally who committed a $27,000 identity-theft crime in Scott County was able to obtain tens of thousands of dollars in governmental medical assistance, including surgery for an inflatable penis pump.

In response to heightened concern about illegal immigration since a gang-related stabbing in Shakopee, Scott County Attorney Pat Ciliberto has been tallying known costs to taxpayers and gave this example.

“There’s no logical argument for why that should have been approved,” Ciliberto told county commissioners on Tuesday. “I don’t know how many illegal aliens are getting emergency medical assistance for such a procedure.”

It is impossible to know the full cost of illegal immigrants in Scott County receiving public assistance or going through the court system, but the burden on the jail alone is staggering.

The county’s cost for housing inmates with immigration holds has grown nearly tenfold in recent years, reaching more than $307,000 last year. The impact over the last four years totaled $843,600, which doesn’t even include medical coverage.

“It should be obvious when Scott County goes from seven bookings in 2006 to 90 bookings in 2009 that Arizona’s problem is Minnesota’s problem too,” Ciliberto said.

And these numbers represent just a portion of the illegal immigrants actually housed in Scott County's jail.

[edit on 7/18/10 by Ferris.Bueller.II]

It's official. The world is run by morons!

IRM

I had to laugh as I was sure this was coming from the UK. Just last week a Somali family were given a 2 ml pound house to live in as the shops closed too early near their last place! I have friends who live on the streets or in hostels in England as they can't receive support.
A penis pump on tax payers money - priceless!

They keep calling it a "medical procedure". What the heck?

Does that mean they will slice him open to put it in him?

That is freaking gross and just sick minded as hell.

If that is what they really do in this "surgery", than I must say, this is funny in more ways than one.

#1 He thinks he needs this surgery.
#2 They are gonna cut him "down there" with a scalpel or something.

This does not sound fun. It sound horrific.

But if this guy thinks he wants to cut his thing up with our tax money, it feels a lot more like we are punishing him in a genital mutilation kind of way.

The whole thing is so messed up it gives me the shivers.

The obvious joke here should be "so, who gives a f***?". THank goodness our illegal alien friend can once again - ya know we need more anchor babies. Hey, where's his conjugal visits?
This does hit new heights of absurdity. How did he find out it didn;t work any more in jail? Couldn't get it up for big Bubba? Do they get free porn movies or what?

Its over.

Maybe the next 1776 will be in our lifetimes.

Originally posted by InfaRedMan
It's official. The world is run by morons!

IRM

na its run by 90% murderers, who are mostly thick.