This Time They Have Gone Way Too Far

I'm sure we all rember the episode of the Simpsons "Maggie Makes 3". In this episode is Homer's description of the conception.



Whilst shopping I came across a very disturbing sight. Now I know some things people buy are wierd when you think about, milk from cows udders, honey spat up by bees, birds nest soup from real bids nests etc.
I have come across the most horrific product ever devised.
This time they have gone too far.

Buyer Beware



HOMER'S SPERM CHEWS.

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Is this part of some great conspiracy to dumb down the population to Homer Simpson level.

[edit on 17-7-2010 by acrux]

You kidding me? LOL! Sperm chews? Does it actually say that on the package? Where did you find this at? Sickening if that's the case but hey get em to start swallowing now and thinking it all tastes like berries and cherries why not???

ummmm. ok?


I think its pretty damned funny.

It is the Simpsons afterall, they arent really notorious for "Clean Comedy".


And btw, I dont see where it says "sperm chews". I think you are reaching.

[edit on 17-7-2010 by Common Good]

If you think product placement is bad...the Blitehouse has spent billions on IDEA placement....which is highly illegal

burn the box

I vote for "freaky coincidence" on this one.

Although, if you want to venture further into the ever-becknoning realm of general paranoia just for chuckles, it's interesting to note that there is an infinity symbol formed coming out of Homer's mouth below the child's head. Play with that idea if you will: genetic double helix, infinite life, etc. etc.

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reply to post by The Endtime Warrior

You kidding me? LOL! Sperm chews? Does it actually say that on the package? Where did you find this at? Sickening if that's the case but hey get em to start swallowing now and thinking it all tastes like berries and cherries why not???

They cunningly relabel them as "Fruit Tails".(those bastards)

In my local Woolworhs supermarket.

If you look closely you can see packets of biscuits in the background. Sperm Chews are located in the biccie aisle. (those bastads).



Also at my local supermarket, to add insult to injury, how about the idea of a "FUNGUS PIZZA".

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when you say biscuits, you mean cookies like in the UK? I'm sorry im a little slow just trying to understand

reply to post by The Endtime Warrior
In OZ we call Cookies , biscuits or biccies for short.

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OP....umm, look....

Also at my local supermarket, to add insult to injury, how about the idea of a "FUNGUS PIZZA".

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"Funghi" is the Italian word for "MUSHROOM"!!!

It's a bloody (no, no blood, that's only an expression) mushroom pizza!!

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Ah ok, I told ya I'm a little slow. I enjoy learning about different cultures and fascinated with certain aspect of it like pop culture. Would you believe I took 3 years of German and don't know a single phrase? Ok maybe its not that big of a stretch of imagination.

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Think that's bad?


You should see the stuff they eat in China !!




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That is freakin hilarious. You have to love those pics and posters about the food people eat around the world and how the actual words that describe it make other cultures feel about eating.

Endtimewarrior:
That was the first thing that went through my mind as well. ROFL!!!

Personally, I find the hilarity in this, not the conspiracy.

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Well...."Duh"....couldn't tell at first if you were that off, or thought you were just having a lark with everyone.

I see it's the latter....that is what BTS is for, methinks. There are forums there specifically geared to humor......

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You think Homer Simpson is dumb? Seems like he has it all figured out.
Wife, three kids, house, two cars, good friends, good neighbors. Won a Grammy, went to outer space, overthrew Mr. Burns and seized control of the power plant etc. etc.

We should all be so dumb.

Is the Frank Grimes? Hey Grimey.

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Want to see what they eat in China look at these
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Walmart Chinese Style
www.sankakucomplex.com...
Sewage Cooking Oil
www.sankakucomplex.com...
Soup From Rubbish
www.sankakucomplex.com...
Sewage Celery
www.sankakucomplex.com...

No I have no ill will to China.

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With that many people in that amount of space I guess you learn to eat everyone
or everything else...

Hope they don't run out of everything else.


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Soylent Green

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Acrux,

Those were...are...I mean...

"shuts up and tip toes outta this thread"

I let my wife try some of these and she said they were way to salty and she did not like the way they felt when she swallowed them.

I did not like them much either!.

But on the bright side at least capitalism is flourishing in this case and may the best product win in the long run!