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I'm broke, I'm worthless, my girlfriend is sleeping with my former best friend

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posted on Jul, 16 2010 @ 10:27 PM
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As the number one telepath in the American southwest, couldn't TPTB pay me to predict an outcome? My services are available for a price.

Ginger, the cat is placed in her own room for roudy behavior.

Ginger, the cat, challenges Paul the octopus. Let him predict the future.

OK, I'm not kidding.




posted on Jul, 16 2010 @ 10:29 PM
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Don't mean to sound rude but, who exactly says you're number one?



posted on Jul, 16 2010 @ 10:31 PM
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Originally posted by chorizo4
As the number one telepath in the American southwest, couldn't TPTB pay me to predict an outcome? My services are available for a price.

Ginger, the cat is placed in her own room for roudy behavior.

Ginger, the cat, challenges Paul the octopus. Let him predict the future.

OK, I'm not kidding.


Are you Ginger?

Do cats type?



[edit on 16-7-2010 by LadySkadi]



posted on Jul, 16 2010 @ 10:32 PM
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I predict this thread will die a slow and painful death.

The cat will be fine, thank God for the Heimlich maneuver!



posted on Jul, 16 2010 @ 10:33 PM
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reply to post by LadySkadi
 


Cats can type alright! Just nothing we can make sense of... yet!



posted on Jul, 16 2010 @ 10:33 PM
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reply to post by LadySkadi
 


the magic telecat does lol btw i dont get the OP



posted on Jul, 16 2010 @ 10:35 PM
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Came in here expecting to find a discussion of the latest episode of Gossip Girl. Imagine my disappointment...



posted on Jul, 16 2010 @ 10:35 PM
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reply to post by chorizo4
 


So ginger is the girlfriend and paul the bestfriend is the octopus?

Ok time for Dr. Freud...



posted on Jul, 16 2010 @ 10:36 PM
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I'm broke, I'm worthless, my girlfriend is sleeping with my former best friend



If you need work so bad, maybe you should think of writing country music. The title of this thread would make an awesome country song!



Edit to fix spellin and add some BTS smiley since this thread got dumped to BTS.



[edit on 7/16/10 by FortAnthem]



posted on Jul, 16 2010 @ 10:36 PM
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I am #1 at #2 and I predict that shortly this thread will be dumped.....Eh?



posted on Jul, 16 2010 @ 10:37 PM
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reply to post by chorizo4
 


Er.. sorry you had to find out this way but.. your former best friend isn't the only one your girlfriend is sleeping with



posted on Jul, 16 2010 @ 10:41 PM
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no paul is the OP. remember he's psychic

but i don't understand why he's strapped for cash when he could make a killing on some races.



posted on Jul, 16 2010 @ 10:42 PM
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This post does not even belong in Skunkworks.

This post belongs at GLP.


Originally posted by SkepticOverlord
As mentioned, this forum is for your most outlandish and extreme speculative conspiracy theory ideas. The intent is for like-minded members to engage in collaborative discussions about these theories in an environment that embraces and encourages extreme thought.


Your post does not adhere to any of the above mentioned forum description..



posted on Jul, 16 2010 @ 10:43 PM
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Everything's gonna be just fine Chorizo.

We cannot know heaven unless we also traverse the depth's of hell.


However I don't think writing a bunch of nonsense on a message board is going to do you much good.



posted on Jul, 16 2010 @ 10:48 PM
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Perhaps I'm just tired, but this thread seems pointless...or at the very least confusing (well I'm confused about the cat lol). Are these types of threads even allowed on ats...



posted on Jul, 16 2010 @ 10:49 PM
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I love chorizo! It is excellent, only I dont eat meat so the vegan variety kind of tastes like a bunch of cumin, too much cumin.

Oh well if this doesnt make sense then neither did the title of this thread and the OPost.



posted on Jul, 16 2010 @ 11:58 PM
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Although John said he is the octopus,
Most believe it is Paul.

Now, Ginger is fuming mad....


But what's got Mr. Baker reliving his Fela period is the new "25th Anniversary Edition" of Band on the Run (Capitol), a digital valentine from Paul McCartney to his late wife and Wing mate, Linda. The album was mostly recorded in Nigeria, at the EMI studio there, and Mr. Baker rates a condescending mention in the liner notes written by company man Mark Lewisohn: "There was also some tension with the drummer Ginger Baker, formerly of Cream, who had left England for Nigeria and set up a recording venue in Ikeja. Baker wanted Paul to record all of his album at his place, ARC Studio; to keep the peace, Paul promised to go there for a day." That one session produced a single track that made it on to the album, "Picasso's Last Words (Drink to Me)." The liner notes continue, "Pleasingly, Ginger Baker joined in the fun, playing a percussive tin of gravel on the song."

"I am *... angry," Mr. Baker said. He said he had made all the arrangements with the Nigerian Government for Mr. McCartney to record at his studio and that when Paul allegedly double-crossed him by switching to EMI, it was he who saved him from Fela's wrath. "The actual truth of the matter is that Band on the Run would never have been recorded if it wasn't for me," he said. "I got a phone call that Fela and the army–this is about 40 strong–had arrived at EMI studios and stopped the session. They took over EMI."

Mr. Baker said he thinks Fela's response was prompted "mostly" out of his concern for the shabby way Mr. McCartney had treated Mr. Baker. (The drummer said he was the only white man to have sat on Fela's Council, at a table shaped like Africa, where "we would make decisions about strategies for things.") The liner notes provide a different, though plausible-sounding, account of the EMI incident, with Fela accusing Mr. McCartney of stealing African music. (Plausible to Fela maybe; one listens in vain to "Band on the Run" or "Jet" for traces of Afro-Beat or juju.) In any event, Baker said he had a chat with Fela at the studio and made things right: "I said, 'It is Paul McCartney, we really can't do this, blah, blah and the sessions continued. They wouldn't have done it without my intervention. Paul McCartney is an asshole, make no mistake about it. Sue me, Paul, go ahead and sue me because you'll lose several *...' million dollars."


*NOTE: detracted offensive language

Source

So I would predict that Ginger will out psyche Paul and may expose forbidden knowledge during one of his "Mel Gibson-ish" rants

Am I close?

The girlfriend part....I have a theory there as well



posted on Jul, 17 2010 @ 04:23 AM
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Kinda seems the number one telepath in the American southwest would have been able to foresee his girlfriend cheating on him with his friend...

Just sayin'...


TheAssoc.



posted on Jul, 17 2010 @ 11:23 AM
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just get revenge,dont just stand there being a VICTIM!



posted on Jul, 17 2010 @ 01:28 PM
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Originally posted by TheAssociate
reply to post by chorizo4
 


Kinda seems the number one telepath in the American southwest would have been able to foresee his girlfriend cheating on him with his friend...

Just sayin'...


TheAssoc.


He should have also forseen that this thread was going to be moved to BTS

OP- Liar liar pants on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bet you didnt see that coming huh



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