Hahahah that guy has balls! Among other appendages

Public lewdness does look bad on the permanent record if you get called on it though. I'd much rather get close enough to pull some eggs out of my pocket, ream them into her face and then do a brief victory dance for the cameras before being tackled by security. Now that's an assault badge you could wear with honour!

I wouldn't waste my time trying to meet her, but throwing an egg or something might be kind of fun, not really worth the consequences though.

Just curious, if you put your hand a little low on the back, would you get called out on it?

I think that guy does his thinkin with the wrong head.