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The [Great] Alien Poem

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posted on Jul, 8 2010 @ 09:02 PM

The [Great] Alien Poem

I remember this from school and decided to find it all online.

The Reason for sharing this Poem is to teach you all not to take the subject so seriously and just take a minute to Enjoy the world

What would you do if an Alien landed in the playground?
Would you stand there shouting, ‘Teacher, teacher!
Please Sir, please Miss,
There’s this great big thing with wobbly eyes and six pink legs, Sir!’

Or would you stand still and stare,
And maybe poke at it a bit with sticks
And throw a ball in its mouth,
Or perhaps push Shorty or Fatso or Snotty forwards
To see if they got eaten ?

Imagine if the teacher came out instead and shouted,
‘Oy! You there! You with the six legs! Yes, YOU!
Get back where you came from NOW!

What do you think it would do ?
Would it sit there, humming,
Before gently lifting off and floating away back into space ?

Or would it stick a long tendril out,
Wrap it around Teacher,
And suck Teacher back into its mouth?

‘Yum, yum!’ it might go,
And you’d all cheer, and laugh,
And maybe one or two of the girls would cry
Because Teacher was really quite nice, after all.

Or perhaps the Alien would open wide a wobbly eye,
Shoot a long, lazy glare,
And then raise two tendrils in a V-shape
Before blowing a big raspberry?

Well, what would YOU do if you were an Alien
Landing in the playground ?

I know what I would do.

I wouldn’t stay THERE!

Kind Regards

posted on Jul, 8 2010 @ 09:04 PM

What would you do if an alien landed in a Playground near you ?

Informative answers only please

Kind Regards

[edit on 8-7-2010 by True-seer]

posted on Jul, 8 2010 @ 09:34 PM
reply to post by True-seer

Seriously, I'd pick my jaw up off the ground and pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming.

Then I'd say hello.

posted on Jul, 9 2010 @ 05:26 AM
reply to post by theability

Well that seems like a pretty straighforward trhing to do lol.

Atleast you didnt turn for a weapon.

KInd Regards

posted on Jul, 9 2010 @ 05:28 AM
reply to post by True-seer

Well I figure why run, they might take me somewhere incredible!

I mean purely speculation, but they might be inclined to show me their ride.

posted on Jul, 9 2010 @ 05:52 AM
reply to post by True-seer

Heres a light hearted poem, written by memory, that I recited in school when I was a wee young sprog many many moons ago.

Spaceship in my garden

A spaceship is in my garden it landed there last night
Its very round and shiny it did give me a fright
For when I called this morning the door was open wide
To my great amazement a green man stepped outside
He said " Hello, Come in" and kindly was his plea to come right in and welcome for a cup of martian tea.
I had green cakes and biscuits and green jam on my bread I could of had green pacakes but chose green buns instead.
I said "I had better go now" as the time was speeding by
He said "of course by all means, for I too now must fly"
Whilst I watched rather sadly the spaceship flew away
My garden seemed so empty, and suddenly the day!
I have just looked in the mirror its plain where I have been for when I stuck my tongue out I noticed it was green!

posted on Jul, 9 2010 @ 06:16 PM
Great another alien mystery - the e for it


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