posted on Jul, 8 2010 @ 01:50 PM
i woke up this morning, but then fell back asleep and that's often when i have the dreams that my mind bothers letting me in on. this morning i
dreamed that i was the adopted son of howard stern and beth ostrosky. I know that sounds retarded and completely made up, but fwiw, i swear it's
true. i am a pretty big stern fan and all, and i know that that, in this instance, hampers any possible credibility i might have conjured, but
anyhow, i had left my wallet and keys somewhere and we were all fretting about how to retrieve them ... there was an issue because my car was at one
place and the keys and wallet were at two other places or something. i don't really remember the details (i rarely do).
i love my folks and all, but aside from the anxiety of misplacing stuff, the dream was kinda comforting. i would imagine it wouldn't be bad at all
to be the adopted son of howard and beth. i mean, i am 40, but still.