Virginia:
If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
You may not have oral or anal sex.
www.city-data.com...
Talk about ludicrous!
Pax
Virginia:
If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
You may not have oral or anal sex.
Originally posted by Afterthought
reply to post by mryanbrown
I'd like you to go back through ALL of my posts & see where I have stated that a NEW LAW needs to be enacted.
I've simply stated that A PATCH needs to be added to the existing lewd & lascivious guidelines.
Also, you stated that "all of a sudden I'm too small to do anything".
I have been more than honest about my physical frame & this is how you treat someone who has confided a very personal (and factual) physical attribute in a public forum?
2nd - My point of saying this fact was to point out that I would most likely be the one who got hurt worse & I'm willing to take that risk.
To the poster who said that they would've puked on the guy ....
I like your idea.![]()
Thanks for changing my mind & giving me an alternative to beating him.![]()
Throwing up on him would be much sweeter than giving him a bloody nose.

Originally posted by Afterthought
reply to post by mryanbrown
You have been on here for, like, 24 hours straight.
Are you paid to be the ATS violence police or something?
What is your point trying to change the way of how I, let me repeat that, I would deal with this?
Originally posted by paxnatus
Yes, where to begin? That is what I am asking myself of this vitriolic attack on Burgo. What purpose does this serve. Let me guess you are offended i.e. embarrassed by the use of the world dildo. It is not polite to speak of such words as that. Well how about this?
Would you be less offended if the poster had said " A man was performing fellatio on a plastic phallic shaped object, in front of children?"
If this post disgusted you so much, how do you feel about the act itself as stated by the OP? Or is it just semantics.
If anyone needs to grow up, I do believe it is you. Most members here at ATS know what a "dildo" is. We are not children and should be able to speak of words such as this as it relates to the subject. It is not vile and should not be such a touch point for you.
So next time try to attack the message not the messenger. Like I have done here. Even though I think you are prudish, I did not call you names. or attack your grammar or typing ability.
Pax
Originally posted by Titen-Sxull
reply to post by Afterthought
I know that there aren't any morals or values left in the world
Why are sexual behaviors immoral? I mean sure its weird to see this sort of thing in public but that doesn't mean its morally depraved or wrong. What harm does it do to society other than to people who get overly offended at things?
Originally posted by Afterthought
reply to post by RestingInPieces
Fine.
I give up.
All you people win.
Pretty soon we'll all be visually assaulted by people yelling at women while sucking on a SEX TOY (not a lollypop, not a hot dog, not their fingers, not a straw) in front of all of our children.
Why, oh why, have I been brainwashed to believe that sex is supposed to be a private, beautiful thing.
No use fighting it. Everyone would rather watch Skinomax & the Family Guy. Oh, wait! Soon, that won't be enough. They'll need the 4-D action of Dildo Guy Entertainment to get their rocks off & we'll all ignore perverts until it's the norm.
Oh, wait.
It already is.
Hey, Dildo Guy!
All these people are more than happy to have you entertain them & their children.
Coming soon to a convenience store parking lot near you!
Best yet - it's free!!!!!