Viagra, Cialis or Powdered Rhino Horn? Which is most effective for Erectile Dysfunction?

How is it possible in this day and age, in the 21st Century, that there are still men out there that honestly believe that the powdered horn of an animal that has been butchered, sometimes in the most vicious way, has had its horn removed with a chainsaw, can really be an effective cure for Erectile Dysfunction?
Are we really still this backward?
Shouldn't the medical companies that are marketing meds, which are supposed to be "temporary" cures for this problem, be targeting the men, mainly Oriental/Asian I am sure, who are directly responsible for the death of so many Rhino?
I thought that most Far Eastern countries were actually quite progressive but they themselves are proving that they are not!
Powdered Rhino Horn is not a cure for Erectile Dysfunction, there are many other ways to help with this problem that do not call for the random and wanton killing of innocent animals!
Maybe we should start selling powdered fingernails as a cure, its more planet friendly and probably about as effective!


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I want to bring this thread back up on ATS due to the reports on Sky this morning regarding the disgusting slaughter by poachers of Rhino in South Africa.

Over two hundred Rhino have been poached in the first three months of this year.

The video coverage showed a Rhino which had been captured and it's horn PLUS PART OF IT"S FACE HAD BEEN HACKED OFF WITH A CHAINSAW AND THE ANIMAL LEFT ALIVE AND SUFFERING TO DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH!

When will we we stand up and so NO MORE!


I hope that the poisoning of the horns will become mainstream and ALL of these disgusting people who are using powdered Rhino Horn to try and cure their "dis-ease" DIE a Slow and painful death before there are no Rhino left to save!

reply to post by wiser3


A smoking hot partner cures all.

reply to post by scubagravy


Tell that to the Chinese!
2nd

In other threads, I'm often told that the Chinese are masters of medicine, and that the West is full of crap. So if TCM says rhino horn is the thing for ED, that must be true. After all, they've been civilized for 2000 years longer than we have.

It's all about meridians and chakras, donchaknow, and rhino horn activates the weener chakra. It's in all the books.

You see, I just don't get it! It's become a joke! Thanks for the informative, enlightening and educational responses!

reply to post by wiser3


No kir ruvry rino, sexy hot rady fix u froppy wirry!

reply to post by skalla


Or 50mg of Mycoxaflopin. It's the latest ED med.

reply to post by Bedlam


A lobotomy would be about as effective to those with ED and to those who find this so amusing!

It's sort of a shame you're not on about hippopotami instead, it's a lot easier to do jokes about them.

Rhinos are ignored even by the comedy industry. I tried to refit some Barrington poetry to fit rhinos instead of hippos for you, but you just can't get it to scan right. Not even Silverstein did any rhino poetry, and he wrote about darn near everything.

reply to post by Bedlam


Well excuse me for not being as well read as you so obviously are! I prefer to read about the real world and animals that matter than fill my head with poetry!

Originally posted by wiser3
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Well excuse me for not being as well read as you so obviously are! I prefer to read about the real world and animals that matter than fill my head with poetry!

But rhinos don't really matter. Even their ecological niche could be filled by a large armored dairy bull, which would have the same temper but better intelligence. All we need do is cross a dairy bull with an armadillo, and the problem is solved. I bet you'd have less horn poaching, too - dairy bulls don't play.

You can get Barrington sort of close, as this sample shows:

I had me a rhinoceros, I kept him in a shed
And fed him upon vitamins and vegetable bread
I made him my companion on many cheery walks
And had his portrait done by a celebrity in chalk

His charming eccentricities were known on every side
The creatures' popularity was wonderfully wide
He frolocked with the Rector in a dozen friendly tussles
Who could not but remark on his rhino-ceromuscles

If he should be affected by depression or the dumps
By rhinoceromeasles or the rhinoceromumps
I never knew a particle of peace 'till it was plain
He was rhinoceromasticating properly again

reply to post by Bedlam


This is what we are discussing! Not poetry nor dairy cattle!

Originally posted by wiser3
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This is what we are discussing! Not poetry nor dairy cattle!

I'm not sure it doesn't look better that way. Why not poll them at birth like you do cows? Then not even poachers would want them.

reply to post by wiser3


I don't find this funny. Chinese Medicine is better than Western. Look how long they live. Look how long Westerners live. No offense to the Rhino's but why are you singling out Asian's and Orientals? What's really going on? ED is a big problem in men....... It happens... Lack of testosterone. Poor blood circulation. Whatever you may want to say. But your responses belittling threaders responses is making you sound more like you have a problem with Asians and not the Rhino's. Poaching has been happening for years. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT GO AND GET"M CHUCK NORRIS! Better that then listening to you degrade threader responses. Your post stinks of a hidden adgenda and I'm sorry I ever entered.

There are more tasteful ways of talking about Rhino's being poached FYI

YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK GOODBYE~

reply to post by sulaw


I chose not to be tasteful about a subject that is a lot less tasteful than what I had to say about it! If you have more a tasteful way of saying that poaching Rhino is wrong start a thread!

Only because western men do not take powdered Rhino Horn in a vain attempt at getting an erection!

So basically what you're saying is that powdered Rhino Horn is not only an effective cure for ED but may also be the answer to a longer life? Yeah, right!

Please! Anne Robinson would eat you for breakfast!

Originally posted by sulaw
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YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK GOODBYE~

Ooooh! Flames!!! I'm shaking in my boots!

Anyone care to join me for a barbeque?