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Originally posted by NewlyAwakened
Anyway, I'm not sure it would have been easier for people to understand if the Gospels talked of Jesus having the universal logic of the Universe speaking through him, or whatever are the technical details of what exactly God is.
If you read them like a simplistic fairy tale, it's easy to find them incomprehensible. And for much of my adult life I insisted on reading them that way.
When I got an idea of what they are really talking about, it became plain as day why I so desperately wanted to easily dismiss them. It's scary. I still think I'm hellbound.
In any case you'll find I don't fit the "typical Christian" caricature.
Originally posted by sheepslayer247
DING DING DING, Tell em what they won, Johnny.
Complete manipulation by humans to control, indoctrinate and maintain power.
I'm not saying that God, Jesus do not exist. I'm just asking for something that has their stamp on it, so I CAN believe.
Originally posted by DoomsdayRex
I'd ask him if he really could see Peter's house from up there.
Originally posted by SonoftheSun
reply to post by queenannie38
I'm a little confused right now...should I ask jesus a question or should I ask you?
WHAT IS THE TRUTH ?
Originally posted by warpcrafter
Which TV portrayal of yourself do you like best, Family Guy or South Park?
Or perhaps you prefer Robot Chicken (!?!...)
Originally posted by snowspirit
Why do you show up on grilled cheese sandwiches, tree trunks, door stains, cheezies, and drain pipes? Are you hiding in there
Originally posted by doobydoll
lol some good answers on here lol
i'd have to ask: 'do you think you could go wake your dad up plz? we've kinda shagged things up a little bit around here, and we really think He oughtta come and take a look'.
Originally posted by eightfold
Making the giant assumption that he existed in the Christian 'Son of God' sense....
I'd ask him how many people, exactly, have died in his name.
After he'd recited the inevitably very very long number, I'd ask him if his dad was proud of the bloody mess he'd made.
Originally posted by gravykraken
"could you have the overzealous followers tone it down a notch?"
"just a scosh?"
Originally posted by unityemissions
"Are you cool, man?"
Right on. Let's do this.
Originally posted by np6888
1) How can I get to the world filled with beautiful women and/or creatures?
2) Can I have your powers?
Originally posted by Rockerchic4God
Since we are waiting for him to come back, I'd ask "What is taking you so long? Yesterday would be good for me. I'm tired here! Let's go already!"
Originally posted by UmbraSumus
Originally posted by dominicus
Lets say Jesus was a doing a Q&A one day only and you had a ticket to go and ask one question.
What would it be?
Are you suffering from second album syndrome ?
Its been quite a while since we heard from you . Your groupies are an intense bunch and we have wayyyy too many tribute acts!
And if i may ..... a follow up question .
Are you still a virgin ?
Thank you .
Originally posted by Jim Scott
"Can you teach me to love that much?"
Originally posted by pikypiky
I know you are the NOT the real Jezuz or the Christ!
So, what is YOUR real name, huh?!?
[edit on 2010-6-30 by pikypiky]