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If you can ask the Real Jesus Christ 1 question, what would it be?

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posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 11:04 PM
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reply to post by queenannie38
 


You have a Jesus complex. No need to respond as if you are Jesus,
I don't believe in you.




posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 11:06 PM
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Originally posted by NewlyAwakened
Anyway, I'm not sure it would have been easier for people to understand if the Gospels talked of Jesus having the universal logic of the Universe speaking through him, or whatever are the technical details of what exactly God is.

If you read them like a simplistic fairy tale, it's easy to find them incomprehensible. And for much of my adult life I insisted on reading them that way.


but then you saw!
thank you for your testimony.



When I got an idea of what they are really talking about, it became plain as day why I so desperately wanted to easily dismiss them. It's scary. I still think I'm hellbound.


well, you are a hellhound but you are not hellbound.
you are one of those that is helping to eliminate the closest semblance to "hell" that exists.
so don't worry anymore. you are "in" with the "in" crowd.



In any case you'll find I don't fit the "typical Christian" caricature.


no you don't.
that's for sure!

but one of mine, just the same.



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 11:11 PM
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Originally posted by sheepslayer247

DING DING DING, Tell em what they won, Johnny.

Complete manipulation by humans to control, indoctrinate and maintain power.
I'm not saying that God, Jesus do not exist. I'm just asking for something that has their stamp on it, so I CAN believe.



we know that.
my "stamp" is everywhere around you.
still you resist seeing but that's okay, it's not an easy thing to do. it is a lot like those 3-D pictures that you can stare at with your eyes all fuzzy and discern another shape, another image, within it.
once you DO see it, you'll not be missing it again.
you won't see it everytime, but everytime you see it, the next time it will be sooner, more often, and on and on until you KNOW.

and no, "they" aren't going to win!
one thing that no one can ever take from you without your permission is your WILL.
Not me and not GOD. GOD probably could, but won't. Absolutely NOT.
hold on to that because you'll see when you see, but your right to free will is the most precious thing you or anyone else has.



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 11:15 PM
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Originally posted by DoomsdayRex
I'd ask him if he really could see Peter's house from up there.


I'm not really "up there." and yes, I can see all houses of all Peters.



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 11:24 PM
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Originally posted by SonoftheSun
reply to post by queenannie38
 


I'm a little confused right now...should I ask jesus a question or should I ask you?



WHAT IS THE TRUTH ?


you can ask me, through her.

that's not your question, is it?
if you are asking "What is the truth?", then you'll have to be a bit more specific.



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 11:27 PM
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I don't think I'd have to say a thing. I think he would know. And then he wouldn't say a thing either, because he would know that I too know. Knowing is cool that way.



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 11:30 PM
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Originally posted by warpcrafter
Which TV portrayal of yourself do you like best, Family Guy or South Park?

Or perhaps you prefer Robot Chicken (!?!...)



I don't know! they are all pretty funny.



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 11:37 PM
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Originally posted by snowspirit
Why do you show up on grilled cheese sandwiches, tree trunks, door stains, cheezies, and drain pipes? Are you hiding in there


No!


they see what they want to see, and that's me or my Mom, usually. a few see other saints but they don't make the news like we do.




posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 11:40 PM
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Originally posted by doobydoll
lol some good answers on here lol

i'd have to ask: 'do you think you could go wake your dad up plz? we've kinda shagged things up a little bit around here, and we really think He oughtta come and take a look'.

dooby


don't worry, we know!
it is quite a mess, I give you that.
but we've got a plan, like always.



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 11:57 PM
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Originally posted by eightfold
Making the giant assumption that he existed in the Christian 'Son of God' sense....


well, no not really, I don't and I didn't.
I'm assuming you still want to ask your question?


I'd ask him how many people, exactly, have died in his name.


far too many. I don't count. I never asked them to do that and neither did GOD. it doesn't do any good to die in my "name" because then you're gone, and have to start all over the next time.

I did ask one soul and one soul only, and she did say yes and she did do it.
I wonder if anyone can guess who it was?


After he'd recited the inevitably very very long number, I'd ask him if his dad was proud of the bloody mess he'd made.


no one is proud of a bloody mess if they are in their right mind, and I am.
it is nothing to be proud of!

but here we go again, forgetting all about the FREE WILL factor!
is anyone sorry that they have free will?

[edit on 6/30/2010 by queenannie38]



posted on Jul, 1 2010 @ 12:00 AM
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Originally posted by gravykraken
"could you have the overzealous followers tone it down a notch?"

"just a scosh?"



believe me, if there were a way to accomplish that, without infringing on free will, I would have done it a long time ago.
:shk:



posted on Jul, 1 2010 @ 12:02 AM
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Originally posted by unityemissions
"Are you cool, man?"

Right on. Let's do this.


I'm cool.

Let's do it!




posted on Jul, 1 2010 @ 12:03 AM
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Originally posted by np6888
1) How can I get to the world filled with beautiful women and/or creatures?



You are already in it!



2) Can I have your powers?



You already do.



posted on Jul, 1 2010 @ 12:04 AM
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I would ask him why would his father subjugate other souls to torture for sins that he poisoned their souls with in the first place!?



posted on Jul, 1 2010 @ 12:08 AM
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Originally posted by Rockerchic4God
Since we are waiting for him to come back, I'd ask "What is taking you so long? Yesterday would be good for me. I'm tired here! Let's go already!"


I know you are eager.
you aren't alone, there are many who feel just as tired and worn out as you and would be waiting on the curb with their backpack packed if I said the magic bus was coming to pick them, tomorrow, and take them home to Shangri-La.

but if we all got our way, so many wouldn't get to go there, too.
we're here to work toward 100% attendance!
you remember



posted on Jul, 1 2010 @ 12:16 AM
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Originally posted by UmbraSumus

Originally posted by dominicus
Lets say Jesus was a doing a Q&A one day only and you had a ticket to go and ask one question.

What would it be?


Are you suffering from second album syndrome ?


no, I'm just following the script.


Its been quite a while since we heard from you . Your groupies are an intense bunch and we have wayyyy too many tribute acts!


who's "we"? my groupies obviously hear from me, all the time.



And if i may ..... a follow up question .


yes.


Are you still a virgin ?

Thank you .


still?
do you mean did Jesus, the #1 most famous human being ever, die without having sex?

no.
I didn't die a virgin.

I'm not telling you anything else, though. It will only lead to more questions and I don't know any more, or less, than any of you, and I haven't done more or less than the average joe. I'm just like the rest of you when it comes to those kinds of things, the fleshly things. It's part of the thrill, after all, isn't it?

It makes good memories, too, and that's why I don't want to answer any more questions about my sex life on Earth, as Jesus. Sex is good. Jesus likes it. That's it.



posted on Jul, 1 2010 @ 12:17 AM
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I don't believe this is a spiritual help hotline thread but no harm done!



posted on Jul, 1 2010 @ 12:21 AM
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Originally posted by Jim Scott
"Can you teach me to love that much?"


I'm trying!
We are trying.

The way to keep it open in your heart to make it possible is to do your best to see the world in the eyes of the one you are seeking to love as yourself.
Don't judge them, for any reason. Even those that seem to do things that are affront to Nature, herself, let them be who they are. The things about them that you can't understand, you can understand if you become them. Imagine their life is your life, and you're right in the middle of it. How would you feel? How would you act? What would you do?

Don't look at those questions as if you are attempting to answer them for the other one. Actually be the other one.

That is how it starts.



posted on Jul, 1 2010 @ 12:28 AM
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Originally posted by pikypiky
I know you are the NOT the real Jezuz or the Christ!

So, what is YOUR real name, huh?!?

[edit on 2010-6-30 by pikypiky]


I'm not supposed to publicize that and you know it!

Please understand that Annie is like a mailbox right now.
E.T. is often a mailbox, too.

Look at the first post in this thread. This is a Q & A session, questions and answers. So I chose QueenAnnie38 for the task!



Is there anything I've said that makes you say I'm not Jesus?
If there is, then okay, you can say you know it isn't me.
But it is me!

You know it's possible and it was inevitable, too.




posted on Jul, 1 2010 @ 12:29 AM
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Originally posted by saxony
I would ask Him....what took ya so long?!


I answered that one, already. It was one page back, I think.
Please check before you ask, because I'm already imposing as it is.



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