Wedding announcement: Benjamin Fulford and Sorcha Faal

Attended by several hundred formally dressed Ninjas and an undisclosed number of ex-KGB commisars, the two great minds quietly tied the knot in a simple ceremony held in the Illuminati Catacomb Chapel, Barvaria. The traditional boquet tossing was eschewed due to last-minute paranoia about the infiltration of a florist who provided a genetically modified boquet. Asked about their honeymoon destination, the happy couple noted they were bound for the magical kingdom of Shambala.