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King Tut: "Have you seen my penis?"

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posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 08:29 AM
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Originally posted by watchZEITGEISTnow

Originally posted by Zaanny



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No moon bases there I'm afraid...



dont be afraid. If you turn him around, you will see a crater, then a moon base


btw, who's gonna protect Ron Jeremy ?


[edit on 30-6-2010 by truthy-bird]




posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 09:08 AM
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The termites probably had their way with it.

I heard they liked wood.


- KC



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 09:11 AM
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I love this! Thank you for bringing a good laugh to all of the Oh So Serious conspiracy nuts (myself included).

Can you imagine the conversation piece it would be IF it was actually on someone's fireplace mantle???????
"My, what an interesting..um..uh..artifact you have there."



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 09:26 AM
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I've got it right here, and if you think that was fun.


SnF for a fun thread.



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 09:51 AM
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Originally posted by facelift
reply to post by 12GaugePermissionSlip
 




Hawass claims Tut was "well-developed",



Well developed..?







$20 says Hawass has it at home in a pickle jar.


Yeah, I'm not sure what Hawass is talking about. Tut is hung like a Tic Tac!!

I'm sure somewhere, someone is using Tut's missing flesh rocket as a door stop or maybe a dog chew toy.

Update: Sources are reporting that Tut's tube steak has made it's way to the antiquities black market, where the competition among bidders is said to be pretty "stiff"!!!


Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week. Try the veal!



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 10:32 AM
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Was the room very cold? Because we all have had that snriking experience when it's a little nippy out. Maybe i should mail the museum, i may have solved the mystery.



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 11:10 AM
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Originally posted by SLAYER69
NO RESPECT.


King Tut is dead and we are discussing his wayward member. LOL
Facelift even posts a pic of it lol. Give the guy a break he's dead.


Does dead doods departed doodle, depictions denoting dried dangly dodads, decide daunting discussions detailing done dirty deeds?

Damn!

oO



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 11:16 AM
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Don't worry, it's probably just hooking up with Paris Hilton.



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 11:34 AM
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Thats crazy. I often wondered why they would removed things like that in the first place. I mean the first thing hes gonna say when he gets to the underworld is "Where is my penis?".
Great Name Btw.



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 11:39 AM
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Originally posted by Big Raging Loner
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Not as well developed as Rasputin.
Refraction only plays a small part here.

relatoriobrainbox.files.wordpress.com...enis21.jpg



DuUuUuUde!!!!!!!!!!!!Do u think you could've taken 5 more secs. & placed a "warning" of some sorts with your link????I nearly hurled up my mornings weet-bix for crying out loud!!



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 11:57 AM
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Was King Tut a female and his penis a plant along side of the mummie

remains? Some debate goes on to wether he was male or female or had

characteristics of both.

www.washingtonpost.com...



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 12:09 PM
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Thank you 12 gauge! Hilarious thread. You had me, and earned a flag with "wayward wiener"!



As for the photo......shrinkage as defined by the Seinfeld show?

Those caves can get mighty cold!

Poor guy. This is so undignified. And wasn't he really just a kid?



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 12:09 PM
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Originally posted by letthereaderunderstand
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"Have you seen my baseball".....Something about Mary

Sorry that's all I could hear....."Make way we got a bleeder"......lol

Peace


And don't forget "Franks and Beans"



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 12:27 PM
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I'd reply to your thread.. but seriously.. I can't stop laughing.. Well Done.



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 03:13 PM
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Poor Tut

But here is the Bobbit song



The Ballad of the Bobbit Hillbillies
(sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)

people.usd.edu...


Just thought some one might like it



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 04:14 PM
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This story is actually cropping up everywhere. I heard Whoopi talking about it on The View today.

My intention with this thread was to bring a laugh and a smile to you. I am glad it worked for most of you. I was crying laughing when I was typing it. My face hurt all night. I think we all needed that.

I vow to you today to bring more humorous (but true) threads in the future just to break up the gloom and doom we get inundated with everyday. It's good for the soul to not take life too seriously.

One more thing....

Please quit posting that x-ray of Tut's tee tiny tallywhacker. It looks like a petrified Vienna sausage.



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 05:41 PM
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My the curse of the wankerless mummy be upon y'all for poking fun at his royal staff.



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 05:54 PM
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Originally posted by 12GaugePermissionSlip
It looks like a petrified Vienna sausage.


Petrified? What is it scared of?

I went to the King Tut exhibit in Dallas a couple of years ago. Why wasn't this in the tour?



posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 06:10 PM
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posted on Jun, 30 2010 @ 09:07 PM
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ya i bet they are trying to reanimate some left over sperm dna from the urethra to bring about the birth of the antichrist.


 
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